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Jeff Sessions goes Hawaiian

Evil leprechaun Jeff Sessions is a stupid asshole, but I repeat myself. He had a little hissy fit when a duly appointed federal judge (one I believe he voted to confirm) in Hawaii struck down, again, Trump’s racist, bigoted travel ban. Sessions is so stupid he didn’t realize Hawaii is a state. So I had…

Little pitchers have big ears

Down the street from me is a large African immigrant family, with five kids about ages 4-10. They are nice kids who ride their bikes and scooters down the hill, and have little races. I don’t know what country they are from: the little boys dress like any other kid, but the little girls always…

A Tale of Two Trumps

This one took forever to make, and I nearly gave up. Pardon any weird transitions, the Powtoon platform has its issues. That said, I think this one is my most ambitious pieces yet. “

Sean Spicer, Holocaust denier

I’m sorry, Spicer’s apologies don’t mean shit to me. He’s an anti-semite, a Holocaust denier, and an overall piece of shit. He can apologize to Sheldon Adelson all he wants. Hell, he can suck the jizz out of Adelson’s shriveled ballbag for all I care, it means nothing. Instead, I made fun of the stupid…

Product Review: Flip Belt

I’m taking a day from work, so I have an opportunity to do a quick product review for the Flip Belt. Here’s how the company describes their product: The FlipBelt fitness belt is an alternative to bulky running armbands and running pouches. Unlike these old solutions, the FlipBelt is lightweight, doesn’t bounce and comfortably fits…

Some days, you just can’t.

This has been, overall, a rotten day. It’s allergy season here in Tennessee, so my head is already fogged up. The Republicans, who are liars and cheaters of the worst kind, put Gorsuch on the Supreme Court. Trump pretty much guarantees we’re going to war in Syria. And Don Rickles fucking died. Here’s today’s video.