— BJ Shawd (@bjs5555) May 22, 2015
…wake up to pictures of yourself hanging out with a child molestor as you court the Christian right:
I had expected the cockroaches to go scurrying once the light went on, but apparently Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is OK with molesting children, a position which, oddly enough, didn’t go over too well, even with his supporters.
So, what’s the right song to go with this sordid little story? “Toucha toucha touch me”, from the Rocky Horror Picture Show? No, that’s niot right. Oh: some de la Soul: