Still Calling

Sad clown makes phone calls

If you’re like me -and I know I am- there’s nothing that takes the edge off Trump’s so-called “presidency” like laughing at the elderly, half-senile, tv-obsessed clown that currently infests the Oval Office like a family of cockroaches.

Trump decided to cap off last week by making ill-advised threatening calls to Mexico and Australia, where he berated their leaders like they were some of the many undocumented immigrants Trump used to employee at his shitty overpriced hotels.

So I got to thinking about some of the other countries Grumpy Trumpy could berate, and put out an APB on the Faccebook. Here’s what my friends -who are some of the funniest people in the world- came up with.

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