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More ‘Toons: North Carolina backlash






Boy: did Pat McCrory and whats-his-fuck, the moron in the Legislature, fuck their state out of nearly $4 billion. I did a little video about it for Raw Story. Hope you dig the fistfuls of dollars at the end: I found some tutorials and learned the basics of Photoshopping and created those myself.

Nobody Knows You When You’re Down and Out






Guys, shed a tear for Pat McCrory. Shed a single, crystal tear with a unicorn on a rainbow reflected in it. Former Gov. Pat McCrory says the backlash against House Bill 2 is making some employers reluctant to hire him but he’s currently doing consulting and advisory board work. McCrory has been appearing frequently in…

“Nobody Knew”






Yesterday, President Trump said, 'Nobody ever knew health care could be so complicated.' Well, some of us had an idea. pic.twitter.com/1gGZ2Ud3Zd — Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) February 28, 2017 Orange Shitstain speaks: If there’s one thing almost everybody across the political spectrum knows about health-care reform, it’s that it’s really hard. People who study the issue…

GOP: Gang Of Perverts






Yeah yeah Bill Clinton Anthony Weiner. Bad guys, shitty people. But neither of those guys were hypocritical moralizing persecuting shitheads and beside that, when it comes to sheer predatory perversion, the GOP has the Democrats beat by a cuntry mile.

Pathetic Pat Toomey gets punked, HARD






Pathetic Pat Toomey, who’s a real tough guy when he’s taking health insurance away from kids with cancer or sending Syrian refugee children back to warzones, is terrified of his adult constituents. So much so that he hasn’t met with them for months. But after he decided to support Betsy DeVos for Department of Education,…

Not this time, motherfucker






The Orange Shitstain stepped in it last week. While Fuckstick von Clownface and his team of neo-Nazis probably expected the “coastal liberal elites” to protest their idiotic and hateful ban on Muslims, they instead caused a nationwide backlash. Here’s a sampling. And remember: we are not alone. There are more of us then there are…

Trump Tax






President Trump is going to start a trade war with Mexico. This is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard, and even Lindsey Graham agrees. Mexico makes so much of the shit we enjoy, and Trump’s tax is not only gonna make beer more expensive (yes, you heard me) but even a fucking spaghetti…

LIAR! Sicko Pat Toomey’s empty promises to addicts






Sicko Pat Toomey is at it again. He brags about his fight against opiate addiction. Like, constantly. But when he voted to repeal Pennsylvania’s Medicaid expansion, he left thousands of white, rural opiate addicts to DIE. Pat Toomey KNOWS better than most that opiates kill. He says as much on his website. So a vote…