Up above you see East, South, Midwest, West, and World boxes.
Click on them.
They are Open Discussions.
Decide what part of the country/world you live in, and post away. Meet people from your area and marry them.
If you live abroad, use the World thread to talk about how strange Americans are.
And if you don’t want to limit your comment to just the Midwesterners, you can treat the World thread as a kind of all-purpose open thread.