Brought to you by the irreplaceable Weekly World News, this story might even be true…
CHENEY WAS A NUDE MODEL … FOR ART STUDENTS
Most Americans are very familiar with Vice President Dick Cheney’s distinguished career as a businessman and public servant — but much less familiar with his work as a nude artist’s model!
Before entering politics, Cheney put himself through college at the University of Wyoming by dropping his drawers for several local artists and sculptors.
“Oh sure, I remember him. He modeled for me for nearly two years,” recalls retired sculptor Lorraine Feinbaum. “Of course, back then he went by the name ‘Big Dick Cheney,’ as he was rather, um, well-endowed — which put him in great demand.”
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Cheney is the latest among a string of Washington politicians with unusual backgrounds. According to reliable inside sources, California Senator Barbara Boxer earned extra cash jumping out of cakes at bachelor parties. Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy worked one summer as a male escort, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was the cover girl three times for Black Booty magazine, and First Lady Laura Bush worked briefly as a “fluffer,” — a woman whose job it is to keep male adult film stars in a continual state of arousal.
“fluffer” – hey, you learn new words every day.
Hat tip to Fran.
These are not good mental images.
Laura Bush was a fluffer?! LMAO!!
No need to keep em mental – check out the link for a great photo of Big Dick posing.
what link am I following?
Your second sentence was what I planned to post! That’s the one that really jumped out at me, too. Boy, if the WWN was some kind of TV or radio program, can you imagine how the FCC would freak?!? That’s a pretty intense thing to say about a First Lady, a very popular one at that. And don’t they sell that paper at Wal-Mart? You’ve got to think some kind of protest is coming. I mean, this makes that “SpongeBob” deal look like truly nothing (which it is, but you know what I mean).
Alan
Maverick Leftist
keep male porn stars in states of continual arousal as well.
Reminds me of a documentary I saw on Sundance about a man who, um, pumps bulls for semen.
What are these guys up to?
political fluffers
(Scroll down from my comment – goldilocks was kind enough to post the actual picture)
Booman now has some choice key terms. Let’s start linking away to them…
BOO, is your e-mail still down? My daughter can’t remember her password or, ahem, her username. We e-mails you about it. darcyhattombihndotcom (bunch of French-lovin’ commies there)
thanks.
Yes, my email is still down. Ack.
Stiffed: The Betrayal of the American Man. If you read it, you’d know what a fluffer is…. and a whole lot else, besides.
“Shut up, Beavis!”
“I am fluffer-holio, bring me JG for my bung-holio…”