Tonight’s Episode: “Complications”
(I’m watching the 9PM PST showing, so it’s up to the rest of you c*cks*ckahs to carry this discussion.)
“As a convalescing Swearengen bridles, Doc Cochran [BOTTOM PHOTO, LEFT] schools Burns and Dan Dority [BOTTOM PHOTO, RIGHT] how best to assist his recovery. Alma Garret [TOP, LEFT] is also feeling unwell, mornings. Unexpected profits at the Chez Ami lead Tolliver to an unexpected discovery about Wolcott. Merrick posts a provocative statement from Yankton on title to the claims; Bullock protects Commissioner Jarry from an angry mob, which redirects its ire. After returning a horse to Hostetler at the livery, professional go-between Samuel Fields finds a kindred spirit in Jane.
Some of the best lines from last week:
Martha Bullock: “In the morning, in the quiet before we each take up our work, is also a pleasant occasion for such intercourse.”
Alma Garret [PHOTO ABOVE, LEFT]: “Miss Isringhausen, Cotton Mather would have found hard and joyless the standards you so resolutely apply to me, and Sofia, and of course to yourself.”
Francis Wolcott (Hearst’s emissary): “The noise is terrible, isn’t it Mr. Ellsworth. Like Fate.” (This line FREAKED ME OUT! He lays one hand on Ellsworth, and I’ll …)
More great lines from last week:
Marvin the prospector: “Don’t be looking over my shoulder when I’m signing my f*cking X.”
Maddie [PHOTO, RIGHT]: “They get led by their d*cks. Our c*nts lead us, we lose our only edge.”
Ellsworth: “The Creator in His infinite wisdom Mrs. Garret salted His works so where gold was, there also you’d find rumor.”
Tolliver: “A man might use that time to put some stink on his Johnson.”
Burns, to Wu: “Why don’t you learn to speak American?”
Alma Garret [TOP PHOTO, LEFT]: “Name your price. How do you males put it? Sh*t or get off the chamber pot?”
