“Do not repeat back to me what I just said in different fucking words!”
– Al Swearengen hosts a ‘board’ meeting, “Deadwood”
“I’ll try touching the moon before working on a whore’s thinking.”
– Al, about Trixie, “Deadwood”
“Hey Reverend, you could have just said amen.”
– Al, after the Reverend has a seizure, “Deadwood”
“You might, Dan, learn to indicate interest in a girl without murdering someone.”
– Al to Dan, “Deadwood”
:::More quotes below:::
“I wouldn’t trust a man who wouldn’t try to steal a little.”
– Al Swearengen, about EB’s dealings, “Deadwood”
“Be in my joint in 2 hours. We’re forming a f*cking government!”
– Al to EB, “Deadwood”
“I’m declaring myself conductor of this meeting as I have the bribe sheet.”
– Al, founding father of “Deadwood”
