While we wait impatiently for the 1PM press conference by police officials who promise to provide more details on the arrest last night of Anna Ayala [I took notes as I listened to it live on FOX! See comments section!], let’s dish some trash.
For those unfamiliar with what passes for news in the U.S., the local 11PM news last night was interrupted to bring us the breaking news of her arrest!
“Ayala claimed to have discovered part of a human finger in her chili at a San Jose Wendy’s restaurant on March 22, leading to weeks of speculation about the origin of the finger,” reports the San Jose Mercury. Ayala “was brought in handcuffs to the Clark County Detention Center in Las Vegas where she was booked on charges of grand larceny and attempted grand larceny.” The local Seattle news also showed several images of the found finger. Nicely manicured too.
My daughter just sent this link to me. I don’t know why. Maybe she wants one. She will, however, be 23 this September. It is, though, a “Kewl Find.”
Got anything trashy to say or share? Deposit it below.
That’s not all on the Kewl Finds site. I won’t spoil the surprises.
Let him go!!
You and Geraldo!
Other such images: Strange Sightings
and she picked the perfect Caravaggio painting. I think one of the first comments I made on Dkos was “Susan Hu rocks!”
(I am congradulating myself for instincts)
otherwise, I am slightly shamed to live in the very city of THE WOMAN WHO GAVE WENDY’S THE FINGER.
perhaps a symbol of dot.com bust.
Gruesome, gruesome, gruesome!
And did you notice that the dumb-dumbs on the site have attributed the original painting to Michelangelo instead of Caravaggio?
Of course, I guess a show of too much culture might risk scaring off the potential buyers of the Kerry-bashing items on the same page.
April 22, 2005 — ABC is preparing a bombshell exposé on “American Idol,” reportedly exploring the relationship between the “Idol” judges and the show’s contestants.
The report will air on “Primetime Live,” [a Thursday night “news” program] most likely next month, and has been in the works “for several months,” according to Variety.
These were clearly a success with several of the very young ones in my family last X-mas:
Ugly Dolls
Got 3 of them for very young nephews and nieces, Wedgehead, Ice Bat and – the favorite – Ox.
lucky nieces and nephews! Those are SO CUTE!
My kids are bigger, but they LOVE those…
Well, my 15 yo daughter got an extra of the Ox to give to her girlfriend. It was very well received.
I’ll give you ugly dolls.
Hi. I wonder if you would mind dropping me an email so I can write back to you concerning some questions I have and input I would like to get from you if you are willing, reg. my daughter and the conversation we had over the weekend. I do not want to write more about it on this site. So I would appreciate it if you don’t mind. Thanks if you do and it’s ok if you don’t.
Received the book (you recomended) and gave it to her.
Looks like Michael Jackson before he’s finished putting on his face in the morning!
Sirocco, that’s a scary doll – not ugly.
DTF – I liked that one. Homemade?
Man, am I glad this week is almost over!
Do people actually buy these horrific things???
Sort of like mutant Pokemon.
Hilton released a statement saying: “It’s no big secret that Nicole and I are no longer friends,” PA reports…
link
Glad to see that we keep this story on the radar.
I had to click all the way to New Zealand to find the truth.
Well, you know why. Of course you do. It’s part of “Bush’s War on the Press. “
… As an unnamed Bush official told reporter Ron Suskind, “We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you’re studying that reality–judiciously, as you will–we’ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out. We’re history’s actors…and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.” For those who didn’t like it, another Bush adviser explained, “Let me clue you in. We don’t care. You see, you’re outnumbered two to one by folks in the big, wide middle of America, busy working people who don’t read the New York Times or Washington Post or the LA Times.”
… not to mention Enetertainment Weekly!
Can “Us,” “People,” or “Star” get a WH press pass? Are you kidding?!
I saw this vital piece of information in — of all places — the Washington Post! It even managed to make it onto their website’s front page (admittedly, all the way in the bottom left corner, under their Entertainment News heading, but still, it’s the WaPo . . .).
Paris Hilton Cuts Ties With Nicole Richie
Let’s not think that the U.S. media has lost sight of what’s truly important in the world.
Damn! I guess all us old couch potato guys have to put our peckers back in our pants now, huh? Oh, well, maybe the new girl will be even more “hawt”!
The press conference is starting!
It’s on FOX news, which “prefaced” it by saying it’s very important to show this press conference because it’s a a precedent in corporate America … “Unprecedented” for a major corporation to fight back against a frivolous lawsuit…. he gave the example of that old woman who sued McDonald’s for being scalded by coffee …
“It’s the very rare corporation in America that Isn’t the victim of frivolous litigation.”
“Wendy’s has been a victim before … when five of its employees were shot in NYC.”
Huh?
SJ police chief:
It took a CSI-type investigation and some good ol’ gumshoe work …
whether the finger was “introduced” into the chili …
$500,000 arrest warrant
one charge — grand theft — is unrelated to finger, and has to do with an unlawful home purchase
Wendy’s has suffered financially … this franchise has some of the most loyal, long-tenured employees in the nation … thanks Wendy’s for $150,000 reward (which is still available) … thanks Wendy’s for all its help … Dave Thomas would be very proud of his organization for the work of his employees …
[Another guy talking, the franchise owner from Wendy’s) “culmination of a nightmare” — we think it is over now — it is 31 days … and it’s been really tough … ]
No word yet on where the finger came from … they thik it was planted.
Maybe the “unlawful home purchase” was the finger.
BTW, I didn’t see this in any of the details I’ve read, but, I would think that when the finger was found in the chili, it should have been pretty well cooked if it had ended up there while in pot in the kitchen (unless someone slipped it in at the last minute). If it was raw, then the sweet little lady probably “introduced” it.
So how cooked was the finger?
Ohhhh .. you should write for CSI!
What the hell is that thing, a sandwich from a Chinese take out?
I have to admit that the Kewl Kitty is cute at first but then it sinks in that you’re looking at a kitty-burger and that is not kewl. The kitty chicken nuggets are even more disturbing.
That’s the real reason my daughter sent it to me … like you said, sjct, once you get past the cuteness, it’s not a healthy image to put out there.
Reminds me of a great “Hill Street Blues” episode when the cops go to a Chinese restaurant. Anyone else ever see that one?
The really scary part is this is where Americas SAVINGS accounts are going to. Not to mention CASH from home equity loans. Buy em today-Throw them tomorrow.
As my friend used to say: Taco de Gato…
Fiesta Kitty!
The Moose has hit so here is some poetry:
Hark! Hark! The dogs do bark!
The Duke is fond of kittens.
He loves to turn them inside out
and use them for his mittens.
(to the tune of cats in the cradle, by Cat Stevens)
“the cat’s in the kitchen at woo man choo’s “
Hot off the press….Michael Jackson and Anna Ayala to wed in jailhouse ceremony. New baby Prince the 4th due December 25th. This must be the second coming for sure. Get your Rapture kits here!
Turns out that was Michael’s nose she found in the chili, and nicely manicured as well.
The Kewl Kitty is just…wrong…terribly wrong…
Police have patrolled the emergency turnoff area under the Kennedy Expressway since Monday as hundreds of people have walked down to see the image and the growing memorial of flowers and candles surrounding it. Beside the image is an artist’s rendering of the Virgin Mary embracing Pope John Paul II in a pose that some see echoed in the stain. — Seattle Times
In a related story:
When Graciela Yataco scoured her home in Lima’s poor San Diego area to see what she could sell to pay her mother’s medical bills, she decided the only thing of any value was her own virginity.
So 18-year-old Graciela advertised it for sale in a newspaper for 20,000 soles, about £5,000.
The advert has provoked a storm of indignation in Peru, where saving Graciela’s virginity has become a question of national pride – while the reasons why she feels forced to sell it are largely ignored. … The Guardian
It’s just a wild guess on my part, but if all the people who spent money on flowers and candles for the underpass stain virgin would instead send that money to Graciela, she could retain her virginity.
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who cuffed the five year old girl. He’s saying that we can’t base our opinions on a little snippet of tape. This from the guy who wanted to save Terri Schiavo based on a few snippets of tape.
It surprises me that they even have handcuffs small enough for a 5-year-old’s wrists!
Or did they use those plastic strap thingies?
How do you think they cause so much vascular and nerve damage for all the grownups who wear them?
He’s as stupid as ever. Not to mention sadistic and sensationalistic. Bastard.
Sorry it’s so big. That’s the thing about a trashy diary, it gets out of hand. 🙂