It’s amazing how many fun things I miss because I’m obsessed with politics. For instance, this Expo completely escaped my notice.
Who can resist a “seedy carnival of carnal pleasures”? I wonder what goes on at such carnivals? Do they have these things in Kansas?
More on this exercise program below. Perhaps, Senator Schumer can have Medicare supply sex offenders with the DVD when he takes away their Viagra.
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Mynx, showing off her features in a scanty costume, flexed her muscular derriere and encouraged a woman who asked to pose for a picture with her to “go ahead, grab it, squeeze it.”
On the counter were copies of her films including “Tales from the Crack,” and “Weapons of Ass Destruction.”
Classy. I see she has a specialty.
Miss Fyre, a big-busted spokesmodel for the bungee, said it was fun seeing people walk up to a demonstration and see their eyes light up with the possibilities after watching a move she called, “the corkscrew.”
This contraption may, or may not, have been featured in an episode of ‘Sex in the City’. Without having seen the ‘corkscrew’ performed first hand, I still advise stretching before attempting it.
Ah, yes, the DVD.
The five-phase program demonstrates an elaborate series of stretches, twists and rotations in painstaking order, and how many “sets” of each drill is required over the months to achieve the proper end.
It sounds painstaking. I think I’ll pass.
While the Erotic Expo sounds pretty interesting to me, not everyone was impressed.
“This expo is very low end,” complained Shiri Zinn, a conceptual designer who offers a line of exquisite glass and silver dildos with fox fur tail attached that cost about $1,600 and are numbered like art objects and mounted on silver stands.
“I believe that sexuality and fashion go hand in hand,” said Finn. “Women want style, women like expensive materials. They don’t want trash.”
I’m not a woman, so I couldn’t say. All I know is that this Reuters reporter drew quite an assignment.
