Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, “Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.”
And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals …
Now did the Lord say, “First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”
Funny – i was just thinking about that a few hours ago while doing th dishes.
Anyhoo… i was going to post this JOB OFFER:
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I’d give it about a solid thumb sideways… It’s supposed to be tempered over burning witches…
You never fail to make me smile – and always when it’s most needed. For that, I thank you sir. Good day!
I fart in your general direction!
Given that the Reich Wing Christian coalition of Greedy Pat Robertson, Fat Jerry Falwell, Pundit James Dobson, Slimeball Tony Perkins and GW the Talkinghead war criminal Bush, are really out to create a theocratic fascist dictatorship, I for one am afraid, very afraid. People like these scum sucking pigs have tried to destroy my peoples culture for more than 250 yrs and if they get what they want, it won’t just be native americans who will suffer, it will be anyone who does not adhere to what these fascists believe. My personal belief is that combined these imbeciles make up the AntiChrist.