From CNN.com:
Now you have got to be shitting me on this one. Someone out there with some time on their hands please please please find out more about this guy.
From Wikipedia:
The timelines just seem to good to be true. I wish I could write more. I wish I could write about my disgust for Bush and his hypocritical drug policy and post-911 roundup of people selling pipes and bongs using much needed federal agents. But I have no time.
Feel free to write about that part for me.