Good Afternoon, Froggies!
We had a great crowd for breakfast and lunch over in the other room. It’s closed for cleaning now, so welcome to the annex. You’re in time for afternoon tea, except where it’s already 5 o’clock, in which case, pass the beer. Please Recommend this and then Unrecommend today’s first cafe.
NEWCOMERS, WELCOME! Please introduce yourselves and tell us secrets we can hold against you later. Kidding.
You’ve come to the right place for:
chatting
catting
laughing
staffing
sharing
caring
hiding
sniding
crying
defying
leaving messages
heaving confess-ages
conflict resolution
froggie evolution
congratulating
flagellating
commiserating
eviscerating (Not frogs, of course. “Dr. Frist, put down that scalpel. Now slowly back away from the pond. . .”
kvetching
kvelling
bitching
twitching
bemoaning
groaning (puns encouraged on Thursdays)
supporting
snorting
issues
Miss You’s
Hi’s
Lies (“Yes, you DO look lovely in chartreuse.”)
Information
Celebration
& little lambs eat ivy.
On your mark, get coffee, DIVE IN!
