Oh boy, I can’t feel my face. Three hours in a dentist’s chair. It went something like this:

Dentist: okay we’re going to fill this cavity now. (buzzing of drill)

BooMan: I don’t like the sound of that.

Dentist: (laughing) No one does.

BooMan: (grimaces)

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

BooMan: (white hot flashes of nerve pain)

Dentist: I’m barely touching you.

BooMan: (drooling)

(half hour interlude while more anesthetic kicks in)

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Dentist: this hole is really big, let me see the x-rays again….

Dentist: I think this is going to require a root canal. I should have realized this before we got started.

BooMan: (to myself) Oh fuck (panic) (out loud) Oh Jesus. Are you going to do that now?

Dentist: oh no, we don’t do molars here, you’ll need a referral.

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