I thought I would have some fun with Dr. Suess and Old McDonald, I hope you all like them. I know I had a lot of fun working with them. If you can’t figure out my true feelings about GW, then you must be a freeper and therefore I must be a communist, leftist, gayloving, welfare queen loving, socialist, take all hard working Americans money and give it to those worthless immigrants, liberal. Sigh, how I miss the good ole days, you know where they just called me a pinko communist/socialist, who hated capitalism.
ditty’s after the fold
G W Bush
Vocalize to:
“Green Eggs And Ham”
I do not like G W Bush
I do not like him
Damn, he is a lush
I do not like him here or there
I do not like him anywhere
I do not like him in a boat
I would not, could not, on a float
I will not like him in the rain
I do not like him on a train
I would like to see him go to jail
I would like him to have to tote a pail
I do not like him in the white house
I would I could compare him to a louse,
I do not like G W Bush
I do not like him
Damn, he is a lush
G W Bush
G W Bush
Don’t like G W Bush
Sung to Old McDonald
Ole G W, ran a government,
NeoCon, NeoCon, Neocon
And in that government he wreaked havoc,
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon
With corruption here, corruption there,
Here corruption, there corruption, everywhere corruption,
Ole G W ran a Government
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon
Ole G W, had a friend,
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon,
His friend Dick Cheney, loved KRB
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon,
So he gave them lots of work,
No bid contracts and lots of perks.
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon,
Ole G W had a friend
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon,
Ole G W, had a war
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon,
Donnie Rumsfeld ran it for him
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon,
Stated clearly you work with what you have
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon,
Lots of prisoners, with no rights
He just likes the bright lights
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon,
Ole G W, had a war
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon,
Ole G W, he loves his power
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon,
Sucks up to his corporate brokers
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon,
Cause he likes to play with the peoples lives
In his game of social security poker
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon,
Ole G W, he loves his power
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon,
Ole G W, wish you were soon impeached
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon,
You compassionate conservatism
Stinks like a dead whale on the beach
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon,
You belong in jail for your crimes against the people
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon,
You really are just a silly ole sheeple
Please do the world a favor and simply go away
You make my skin crawl, when you try to hold sway
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon,
Ole G W, wish you were soon impeached
NeoCon, NeoCon, NeoCon,
Oh! That’s priceless ghostdancer! Thanks for the belly laugh this morning!
Sing to Country Joe McDonalds
I Feel Like I’m Fixing To Die Rag
Woodstock 1969 Here is a link to site where you can listen to the song.
http://www.countryjoe.com/rag.htm
Come on all you big strong NeoCons,
Uncle Bushie got himself in a terrible track
Way down yonder in old Iraq.
So put down your keyboards and pick up a gun,
You are going to have a whole lot of fun.
Its 123, what are we fighting for,
Just ask a Neocon, they all know the beast,
Next stop is the Middle East,
And it 567, open up those moneyed gates
Well there ain’t know wonderin which,
Whoopee were all going to get rich.
Come on NeoCons, you better move fast
Your big chance has come at last
Gotta go get all that oil,
You know those ragheads are like a boil
You know you can take it all in one,
When you blow them all to kingdom come
Come on Wall street NeoCons, you might move to slow
Why this war is an economy go go
See how much money there is to be made
With no bid contracts supplying the tools of the trade
Just hope and pray NeoCons that you don’t miss out
What a shame that would be, to start a pullout
Its 123, what are we fighting for,
Just ask a Neocon, they all know the beast,
Next stop is the Middle East,
And it 567, open up those moneyed gates
Well there ain’t know to wonder which,
Whoopee were all going to get rich.
Come on NeoCons, you know you need a draft
All that cannon fodder to be used
So you can work harder to put us to the shaft
You don’t care about fathers and mothers
Whose children die in Iraq
All you care is that your NeoCon brothers
Are going to make that big profit in back.
Its 123, what are we fighting for,
Just ask a Neocon, they all know the beast,
Next stop is the Middle East,
And it 567, open up those moneyed gates
Well there ain’t know to wonder which,
Whoopee were all going to get rich.
I always loved that song- but that just made it even better!
(shaking head)
The more things change, the more they stay the same. š
I’ll never hear green eggs and ham the same ever again…
Thanks for the early morning giggles.