Have the Americans met with insurgents?
The secret’s becoming emergent.
Are we hedging our bets
With these terrorist threats?
Our macho image may need some detergent!
Four more after the fold
Seems a new president’s running Iran,
A simple guy who obeys the Q’uran.
With a conservative push,
He’s just like George Bush.
Will there be clouds of mushrooms o’er Tehran?
An agriculture departmental brief,
Sent cattlemen reeling in grief.
Seems that wobbling sow
Really did have Mad Cow
But America can’t ask, “Where’s that beef?”
A kidnapped Omar in Milan,
Was rendered with much great élan.
“Bust `em all!” the judge said,
Thirteen CIA fled,
Weren’t they trained not to leave cell phones on?
Seems America now sees the quagmire,
As the Republicans start to perspire,
Will the war in Iraq,
Yield a tried and true tack?
Third time Rummy resigns under fire?
As I head off to bed, I must inquire – why in heaven’s name do you bother with any reference to “flames”? You know darn well we all love your posts, dood!
Good night – and wishes to you for a fabulous week (not to mention thank yous for all your marvelously smile-inducing posts)!
I include flames because I always want anyone who might be upset to have the freedom to say so.
There once was a town named Ramalah
whoes residents didn’t Kabala
we hit them with bombs
even children and moms
but Dick Cheney’s making a dollah.
Excellent!
Rove played to conservative fears,
And mocked liberals’ “crocodile tears.”
“The insurgents are tough,
but we’ll win soon enough.”
“A timetable?” Says Rumsfeld, “12 years.”
Excellent!
The Secretary of State walked into a bar. . .
Oh wait – wrong thread. Oops!
In Aruba, a girl disappeared,
News reports said that foul play was feared.
But while America cried,
More boys and girls died
In Iraq…but nobody cared.
excellent!