President Bush at a scheduled appearance at the Wanda Troxler School of Beauty, in Fort Bragg, NC.
Fort Bragg, NC (Faux News) President Bush made a scheduled appearance today at a local Beauty School in Fort Bragg, NC, prior to his prime time television address to the nation about the Iraq War. Many of the employees and students are wives and children of servicemen in Iraq and Afghanistan.
“I never really realized what hard work a manicure could be”, Mr. Bush stated. “Apparently, my cuticles have been sorely neglected, even to the point of drawing some blood today.”
Mr Bush refused to reveal any specifics about his speech scheduled for later this evening, but he did say that his administration fully appreciated the precariousness of Americans’ support for the war and the importance of this single speech.
Press Secretary Scott McClellan stated, “I can tell you that although this one may prove to be a real nail biter, this administration will present its case to the American people with the best polish that it can muster.”
Do you have a job or is making fun of knuckleheads paying lately?
and this has been one…; )
laying around? Pretty impressive!
G W the talkinghead Bush,
Continues to believe that he has done more for America and the American image than the last 20 presidents combined. If you don’t believe me ask him yourself, I am sure his chickenhawk advisors continue to tell him what a great job he is doing and how much that real Americans are supporting him.
Only those damn liberals don’t support you Mr President and we all know they don’t even vote, so they don’t matter. And when they do vote sir, we make sure the diebold machines turn their votes into Bush votes, you know after all you have been given a mandate to spend all that political capital sir.
Well enough about GW the talking head Bush, I need to go shower and scrub myself, because just talking about him makes me feel like have been tossed into a sewer.
image than the last 20 presidents combined, just in the wrong direction.
bravo
yeppers, he’s turned the clock’s back at least 20 or so presidents, and time ; )
yawl’ been deceived…that’s w’s evil twin skippy “the wonder-puppet”. Observe if you will, the wedding ring…wrong hand; note the “part of the hare” wrong side…me thinks the”plummeting poles” are behind this odious attempt to subvert the will of the chosen one…beware the devil is loose upon us..dog save the queen, or, whatever…
Have a “4” play moment…:{)
if bushco has a twin, one is bad enough on the world, two could completely destroy it and everything on it.
I think it’s just expected of a dictator…
Bood- you are a HOOT!! HAHAHA