Sonya Thomas’ belly ballooned,
37 dogs in 12 minutes, never swooned!
But they were second best specs,
In this eating star’s treks,
As she failed to leave Kobayashi marooned.
(four more after the fold)
Could it be that Karl Rove is now toast?
Caught exposing a CIA Ghost?
Since we’ve no Bastille,
For to send this schlemiel,
How `bout rendition at a far Cuban coast?
To fight major wars on two fronts,
Supply Iraq and Afghanistan grunts,
The Pentagon stressed,
They can’t do it; confessed.
Are Rumsfeld et al smoking blunts?
Comparing history can just make one cuss,
Iraqi Freedom with ours is monstrous.
But there can be no deceiving,
Again redcoats are leaving,
Ceding Freedom and Democracy to us.
Latest Halloway non-news from Aruba,
Talking heads simply tootin’ their tuba.
With the beach in the back,
And the surf as side-track,
Could she be hostage while they tan and scuba?
