Given all the great diaries once again today, I am a tad embarrassed to even bring this one up. Maybe, hopefully, it will be taken with the levity I bring to it, a positive thought on what for me will be a great day.
You see, today is a special day in our household. Jane, my wife of eight years, is celebrating her 48th birthday.
I have a favor to ask, below the fold.
Since part of my time during the day is given to blogging I am sheepishly wondering if I can call upon the Booman Tribune crowd which so warmly has welcomed me, to provide Jane with birthday wishes. Although Jane avoids politics, she is liberal — birthday wishes from B’Tribbers would be like people at a restaurant singing Happy Birthday and clapping, even though you don’t know the person directly. Since, as I discussed in my welcome wagon post, Jane and I met online; she can’t ignore the reality of the people behind the nicknames, the real life struggles and successes each of us enjoy.
So this morning when I woke up, I created a gmail account to gather any well wishes that anyone so inclined wishes to provide. That address is JaneK2005 (at) gmail (dot) com.
I have found some wonderful friends in my short time here, and look forward to many more exchanges of ideas. I’d venture to say that chances are it’s somebody else’s birthday around here, especially if you consider extended families. We are off to church in a little bit, and are very much looking forward to a nice lunch with our overworked minister who has graced us by joining us for a birthday lunch. Our minister is a very special woman, who has spread herself very thin by being so active on so many fronts. She sits on the Interfaith Council board in Sacramento, is active in the Habitat for Humanity, and countless other worthwhile causes. Oh yeah, and is Senior Pastor of a 800 member United Methodist Church, in her spare time. It means a lot to Jane for our minister to set aside some time to join us for lunch today.
Well, that’s it — thank you for your time. I won’t be keeping any kind of tally as to who forwarded a birthday wish; in fact, I am wondering how I would react if I read such a diary as this myself. I hope that I haven’t crossed any boundary that Booman or SusanHu or anyone else may feel shouldn’t be crossed — but I don’t think I’ve been a prick, either now or before. đ
P.S. For anyone that doesn’t have a gmail account, I have plenty of invites — just let me know.
Update [2005-7-20 9:35:30 by Intellectually Curious]:
Thank you, one and all … it’s been a while now, but your thoughts really did put a smile on Jane’s face. In these uncertain times we live, sometimes it is the little things. You provided very nice “little things”, and for that I thank you.
“Hippo Bird-y two ewes, Hippo Bird-y two ewes!” (sung lounge-style and slightly off-key, but with great enthusiasm)
(The address didn’t work for me, sorry!)
Dear Jane,
A little bird in the shape of your husband–nice bird, but kind of big for a bird–tweeted that it’s your birthday today!
Many happy returns to you from one of the Frogs at BooMan!
Wishing you candles & cake,
“kansas”
because you are the best judge of whether your wife will find our little birthday tradition funny.
We sing this song to the tune of the “Volga Boatmen.” I’m sure you would recognize it if you don’t know it by name — it’s the really depressing Russian folk song that goes roughly “naaaaa naaaaa naaaaaaaaaaa, naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” (C A D A on a piano). I think we picked it up from our days in the Society for Creative Anachronism. It’s called The Birthday Dirge, and it should be sung as slow and lugubriously as possible without actual violence being caused to anyone (largissimo, if there is such a musical term).
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Death, destruction and despair,
People dying everywhere,
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Now that you’re the age you are
Your demise can not be far.
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
People dying far and near
Cancer might be caused by beer.
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Hear the women wail and weep
Kill them all but save the sheep
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Long ago your hair turned gray
Now it’s falling out, they say
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Here’s a lesson you should learn
First you pillage, then you burn
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
While you eat your birthday stew
We will loot the town for you
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Just be glad the friends you’ve got
Haven’t found out you-know-what
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
You must marry very soon
Baby’s due the next full moon
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Once you’ve reached this age, you know
That the mind’s the first to go
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
Hap-py birrrrth-day! UNNH!
to mrs intellectually curious- an old tradition in my family
If we were living in days of yore,
We’d post a minstrel outside your door.
If we were living in the future,
By thought-transference,
We’d salute -yer.
But,since we aren’t living in the days of Chaucer,
nor yet commuting by flying saucer,
this is our everyday endeavor,
to wish you joy,both now and forever.
(Ogden Nash)
SALUT
What a lovely man you are! A very happy birthday to your wife, but with a husband like you she has all she needs.
Happy Birthday. My 10 year old daughter just had her birthday too. I wish you all the best.
Hi Steven – Happy birthday to your daughter, but you put your reply on my post by mistake.
Happy Birthday to you….Happy Birthday to you…..Happy Birthday to you….Happy Birthday to you, Dear Jane.
Tried to send you a e card but it did nto want to be sent, for some reason. anyhow good intentions….
Thank you Thank you Thank you!!
The posts here and emails were terrific, Jane enjoyed them one and all. đ
Sorry to those that had troubles with the email, thank you for the attempt(s).
Peace,
John
Well a little late, but it’s the thought that counts isn’t it?
My immediate family (wife and three kids) has a kind of sappy tradition that has to do with Birthday cards. We all try to be the one who says in the card the most touching thing possible in an effort to squeeze some happy tears out of the b-day person. Usually we all end up crying a little and getting lots of hugs :O)
I have read what Mr. Intellectually Curious has written about how you two met Jane and his feelings for you…….well, they leapt off the page.
You are so fortunate to have a man who feels so fortunate to have you :O)
Happy Birthday and Peace
Happy Birthday dear lady, and may all your wishes come true, just as true as the love of your husband.
Peace be with you and yours always
In my extended family, we still do the traditional singing of Las Mananitas on birthdays, so I hope you enjoy the serenade. Peace to you on this day.
Felicidades!
(that’s not me singing (I wish!) I got it from Musical Spanish.com)