With an MP3 of Larry Johnson, who mentions BoomanTribune.com, interviewed by Randi Rhodes. Thanks to Al Rodgers!
Then there’s this image of U.S. Army General George Casey standing with U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld during a press conference on Wednesday July 27, 2005 in Baghdad, Iraq. Why so cross, Gen. Casey?
I can’t think of a caption for this image. CAN YOU?
“Darn it, it was MY turn to say golly!”
“Dammit, I look like John Warner, why doesn’t my wife look like Elizabeth Taylor.” ???
I have writer’s block.
You have empathy for all those wives of military officers block you ButtHead!
“Gawd, I wish that old fart would shut up. Concentrate, dammit! Concentrate! Mind over matter! Muscle control! We can’t let the press see that $9 billion hit the floor!”
“I hope Rummy’s top button doesn’t snap off and hit me in the face”
this is my sand box to play in and I do not want any suit here to get in it at all….Damnit any how!!!!!
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Had similar thought when I saw photo …
Rummy brought message from George:
Our Iraq playground will be shut down early 2006, because of stupid mid-term elections in the fall!
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Shit Damn, I been in this man’s Army for How Long? Gotta look out for my men! Gotta win! Gotta make it all look real good! BUT BUSH IS MY COMMANDER IN CHIEF AND HE SENT ME THIS FUCKIN YAHOO TO NEGOTIATE WITH AND SOME HOW I GOTTA MAKE THIS WORK. I’M GONNA MAKE THIS WORK!!! AS SOON AS I CAN GET THIS JACKASS TO LEAVE I’M CALLING TONY ROBBINS! AND IF TONY ROBBINS WON’T TAKE MY CALLS I’M GONNA KIDNAP HIM!
diarist does he say on Boomantribune?
but I don’t know which diarist on Booman Tribune. I love Al as much as the next person but don’t forget Susan that I mentioned Larry Johnson’s mention of Booman Tribune here.
Go Larry Johnson!!! The TPM Cafe diary is right here but I don’t know which Booman diary Larry is referring to.
I’m happy to see the site articles being linked all over the place. Crooks and Liars has sent a chunk of traffic today thanks to Susan’s diary “Operation Cover-up Piles on Treasonous Lies”. Great job to you all.
You said this was going to be fun. And I can’t even leave the campgrounds cause the counselors say it’s too dangerous. Wah.
General:”Ouch, ouch, ouch… Dammit, I think I’ve bitten the end of my tongue off… do not laugh, do not laugh…”
Rummy:”Command Presence… yep, yep… guess I still got it after all…”
Casey: But I don’t WANT to pull any troops out!
Rumsfeld: Sshhh, just play along until the 2006 elections are over son.
“Must keep hands off Rumsfeld’s neck…Must keep hands off Rumsfeld’s neck…Must…keep…hands…”
How old is Rumsfeld? I think he’s senile. He’s been around since the Nixon administration, and I’m still astonished by the idiotic things he says for public consumption.
… and glowering is half the battle.
“Anything worth doing is worth planning.”
Actually at least half of them could be said to apply.
(I have too much time at work.)
I’m a girl, and by me that’s only great!
I am proud that my silhouette is curvy,
That I walk with a sweet and girlish gait
With my hips kind of swivelly and swervy.
I adore being dressed in something frilly
When my date comes to get me at my place.
Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy,
Like a filly who is ready for the race!
When I have a brand new hairdo
With my eyelashes all in curl,
I float as the clouds on air do,
I enjoy being a girl!
When men say I’m cute and funny
And my teeth aren’t teeth, but pearl,
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a girl!
I flip when a fellow sends me flowers,
I drool over dresses made of lace,
I talk on the telephone for hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!
I’m strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who’ll enjoy being a guy having a girl… like… me.
When men say I’m sweet as candy
As around in a dance we whirl,
It goes to my head like brandy,
I enjoy being a girl!
When someone with eyes that smoulder
Says he loves ev’ry silken curl
That falls on my iv’ry shoulder,
I enjoy being a girl!
When I hear the compliment’ry whistle
That greets my bikini by the sea,
I turn and I glower and I bristle,
But I happy to know the whistle’s meant for me!
I’m strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who’ll enjoy being a guy having a girl… like… me.
Rummy: “Casey! Casey! Your on. Pay attention, will ya’?
Casey: “Ahem. Sorry, Sir. I was just going over my . . . err . . . speech.
“But I wanted a lollypop and Unkie Don said I could have onebut when I went to get my lollypop they ran out and Unkie Don promied me I could have one and I look like John Warner and I don’t wanna go back to Iraq today – I don’t wanna I don’t wanna I don’t wanna and I’m not going to go back to Iraq today – hrrmph!”
I TOLD Mom that all the other guys would wear suits instead of pajamas.
Casey: “I am taking my toys and going home. You will not play by my rules so I am leaving”.
Rummy:”Don’t worry we will still play. We just have to make it LOOK like we are leaving until the 06 elections are over. Now be a good little soldier and just be quiet.”
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Sssh now … I’ll find you another playground real soon for your toys.
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Rummy: “those damned liberals are rais’n such a stink on the blogs that we can’t get you any more toys this year”
Casey: “Grrrrrrr”
Rumsfeld: “You can pout all you want, but you still have to go to war with the army you’ve got, not the one you want.”
I think yours is the best by far
When I get nervous, I stick my fingers in my armpits like this, and then I take them out and smell them.