George’s annual physical exam,
As presented, is just a big a sham.
The results they did shred,
On the CT of the head,
With brain tissue weighing less than a gram.
(four more after the fold)
There’ll be toasting and raising of Guinnesses,
With the capture of four bombing menaces.
But one has to reflect,
And become circumspect,
Lest THEY’RE charged with executing de Menezes…
The news has reports about CAFTA,
And reviews of all sorts about NAFTA.
But our biggest export,
Of South American import,
Seems to be free democracy’s GRAFT… unh…
Two year’s legislation’s compressed,
In a day of Congressional largesse.
Even McCain with pitchfork,
Can’t stop stampeding pork,
Or kids running in halls at recess.
`Tis ironic from Home Improvement derives,
Low technology to save Shuttle lives.
For the tiles that degrade,
Quick repairs can be made,
With caulk guns and large putty knives.
