John Bolton now pushes the agenda,
Of the disreputable Bush hacienda.
There’s no misconstruin’,
He’s a jack-booted shoe-in;
For whom Georgie will need lots of Splenda.
With the hopes that the doctors start flocking,
To the devices their company was hawking,
Through swift FDA move.
Defibrillator stocks rise… simply shocking…
Seems Dubya either will or won’t go,
With others in funerary tow,
He’s waiting, we s’pose,
For a flick to his nose,
Or what the poll he doesn’t believe in will show.
Every summer you hear stories of “Jaws”,
Which give surfers and swimmers much pause.
But here now comes a story,
Which was fortunately not gory,
Where the culprit had flippers/paws!