Somewhere in Philadelphia there are two women on the loose. They are both sporting snug-fitting t-shirts that look like this.
It’s early yet, but there can be little doubt that these BooTrib cheerleaders are headed for trouble. Come midnight, or perhaps one o’clock, they may be sighted dancing on a pool table, or perhaps flashing taxicabs on a broad boulevard.
To avoid their suffering injury or ignominy, and to protect the moral sensibilities of the public, I am tempted to offer a reward to anyone who can locate the ‘BooTrib Twins’ and usher them home safely.
But, on second thought, I decided that would be a bad idea. After all, I may join them later.
So, have you ever woken up the next morning with deep regrets? Have you ever hung you head in shame when someone related the details of last night’s events…events you had forgotten?
Consider this a secular confessional.
