With nods to the wizards of odds,
And an evil Crawford Texas Bush clod.
As they make for re-entry,
O’er this nee warlock gentry,
Could faulty shuttles plow him under his sod?
(six more after the fold)
The world breathes a sigh of relief,
O’er the sub with candy-striper motif.
To the last seventh man,
No longer spam-in-a-can,
Hope they suffer no more when debriefed!
If you’re looking for an American hero,
Confronting an illegitimate Nero,
Take a look at Sheehan,
Grieving mom with a plan,
Making Bush a rhetorical zero.
North Korea says it’s no longer able,
To remain at the bargaining table.
Won’t give up their nukes,
Despite Asian rebukes.
Jong-illium is inherently unstable.
A new vaccine for the Avian Flu!
A deadly virus according to WHO.
When vaccine is exported,
And pandemic aborted,
Could they work on the “Bush Rabies”, too?
It’s CSI with a nuclear tinge,
Government agencies on a cover-up binge.
Waste products mishandled;
And a child no more dandled.
Strontium-90 Florida gold makes one cringe.
Supreme Court says “Retarded? Can’t hose um.”
State of Virginia considered it hokum.
With rhetorical fury,
And diagnosis by jury,
Smartened Daryl, just so they could smoke ’em.