Good morning, afternoon, or evening, Frogsters!
If it’s Thursday, it must be kansas.
But alas poor girl, she suffers from the embarrassment of her state.
Let’s help kansas, ghostdancers way, katiebird, and any kansans who may be lurking, by singing along to a new version of the state song of Kansas. (And then we’ll ask kansas why she is referring to herself in the third person.)
By Dr. Brewster Higley
Oh give me a home,
Where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play.
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
By kansas
(Substitute political party of your choice, as needed!)
Oh, give me a home,
Where the Democrats roam,
Where the Dean and the Hillary play.
Where seldom is heard a Republican word
And the votes are all counted all day.
Home, home on the Hill,
Where we’re the majority still.
Where seldom is heard a Republican word,
and the cash is still in the till.
Hooome, home on the land,
Where Kansas is known as a band,
Where never is heard a creationist word
And Fred Phelps gets the back of our hand.
Oh, give me a home,
Where the Democrats roam,
Where Conyers and Kennedy play,
Where seldom is heard a Republican word,
And the news is not cloudy all day!
Thank you! I feel so much better now. Oh, wow, I can even refer to myself in the first person again! PEETS COFFEE AND KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS for everybody in all time zones!
THE FROGGY BOTTOM CAFE IS OPEN!
*Tip o’ the hat to the Bood Master
