OPEN LETTER TO KANSAS SCHOOL BOARD
“I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught …
“[T]here are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world [believe] the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. … More BELOW:
“[T]here are over 10 million of us … [M]any people claim our beliefs are not substantiated by observable evidence [but they don’t understand he makes] us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. [The scientist doesn’t realize that when] he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster [changes] results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe [this] … He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease. …”
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