Coming tonight!
Latest dirt from the old Golden State,
Seven year affair with a former jail bait.
Will Arnie stoop to a movie,
To get back his groovy,
In a family values, “Pumping Irony” update?
(five more after the fold)
Old Arnie is mentioned again,
In the Daily Variety spin.
He’ll have nothing at stake,
In the “Westworld” remake,
`Cause the ship of state’s doing him in…
Ahmadinejad consolidates his mandate,
With intolerant hard-liners who hate,
Not a woman among ’em,
Their Burkhas have hung `em,
And the Bushie war mongers can’t wait…
These brainy guys have gotten it right,
Plugging Hybrids in the automotive spotlight.
Two fifty miles per the gallon!
Behaving like Stalin,
Your government keeps them all out of sight…
Marines poised for a new series of attacks,
On those pesky old Taliban hacks,
Using donkeys each day,
They enter the fray,
Donkeys back home pursue Republican sacks.
The security it tightens `round Gaza,
Enforcing abandoning settlement plazas.
Tossing out matzo balls,
For Couscous, Falafel, et.al.
Hope Sharon’s government has stored lots of plasma…