It is not mere happenstance when the sparrow falls from the sky (Matthew 10:29).

“KANSAS CITY, KS–As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held “theory of gravity” is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

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Proponents of Intelligent Falling assert that the different theories used by secular physicists to explain gravity are not internally consistent. Even critics of Intelligent Falling admit that Einstein’s ideas about gravity are mathematically irreconcilable with quantum mechanics. This fact, Intelligent Falling proponents say, proves that gravity is a theory in crisis.
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OK, I admit it, it’s from The Onion

http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2

But it is such a perfect parady of intelligent design. I had to point it out.

I find it interesting, and I am not being mean, that the people who have the most primal reactions are the ones who are least willing to acknowledge the connection between themselves and the primal. Look at the people outside poor Terri Schaivo’s hospice. Completely primal – going in to pour water in the mouth of a woman unable to swallow. Beyond logic. Pure emotion. But somehow determined to distance themselves from anything as animal as emotion.

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