Don’t you know that ol’ Dubulya’s hating,
This lesson in Iraqi mandating!
Left to Sunni devices,
This constitutional crisis,
Will have George with insurgents bedmating!
(six more after the fold)
Here’s to you Mr. Senator Hagel,
From me, have some lox and a bagel,
To replace the pablum,
From your Republican chum,
In the Iraq/Vietnam great finagle.
Seems Saddam has become born again,
If that term with Islamists is in…
He’s now offering to die,
To become crucified,
And give his sins a new jihadic spin.
The pope took a victory lap,
Abandoned miter for simple skull-cap,
Kept critics at bay,
At Cologne’s World Youth Day,
Distanced himself from his dogmatic pap.
These intelligent designer cornflakes,
And their presidentially supported muckrakes.
Are they arrogant schemers?
Or just simply blasphemers,
Putting God on THEIR time for Christ’s sake?!?
Has Scott McClellan been given a break,
As Trent Duffy shovels the insider’s take?
`Tis more fun rhyming Duffy,
With huffy, stuffy, and fluffy,
On this vacation from the terminally opaque!
Let’s not forget about Rove and his Skipper,
During this vacation for the Crawford flop-flipper.
Let’s keep on the radars,
Valerie’s painful eschars,
And stop Bush from just closing his zipper!
