Bush compares war with radical Islam,
To the war against the Jewish Pogrom.
But it’s more aptly compared,
In the way we’re ensnared,
To the war he ran from… Vietnam.
(four more after the fold, plus “The Bike Ride”)
Connecticut, today was headlined,
For challenging “No Child Left Behind”.
Despite being slandered,
Claimed it lowers their standard,
Too bad other states couldn’t be so inclined…
Here’s the tale of one Kevin Trudeau,
And “Natural Cures” that he wants you to know.
His latest book of pop tarts,
Is now topping the charts,
While the death toll continues to grow…
In San Fran, it’s a win for the Kids,
As right wingers are blowing their lids.
Small brains in a slumber,
Can’t accept that the number,
Of loving parents won’t put kids on the skids.
Old Dubya addressed Legions of fawners,
Saying war required dying with honors,
Don’t want “Freedom” repressed?
Best not question his mess,
Insuring more of our children are goners…
“Hey Lancer, you know the rules about leading…”
“Sorry sir, didn’t know I was speeding…”
“That’s ok, there my friend,
Don’t let it happen again…
Cause I could fall, and I really hate bleeding…”
“Um… could I speak with you, sir, about cancer…”
“I suppose… yeah, go ahead, Lancer.”
“Could you maybe create,
A prostate mandate…?
`Cause I’ve been told you’re an ass-hole financer…”
“Well, Lance, that’s an interesting proposal…
Karl said try to be at your disposal…
But it’s all tit for tat,
Glad we’re having this chat,
Think you could lighten up just a bit about Mosul…?”
`Well, it’s true sir, that I’m anti-war…”
“I respect that, but Lancer… what for?”
“Well, sir… thousands have died,
Just because you… well… lied…”
“You’re out in front, son! Now I warned you before…”
“Sorry, sir… I was just making a pitch…”
“It’s OK son… you know… look over at that ditch…
You want to talk about cancers,
Those jerks have all the answers…
Heh… yeah right… like I’m gonna talk to that bitch…”
“Guess I knew that my chances were slim,
But sir… prostate cancer is grim…”
“Lance, you gave your best shot…
Consider it forgot…
Race you back! Then we’ll have us a swim!”
