Anyone ever wonder what alien meat would taste like?
Please forgive me, I have nothing important to add to any political discourse… I’m especially not as smart as the susans and petty much anyone else here =)… and, although i really wish i did, i have not been to camp casey
But I figured I should at least have one really bad diary, and since friday belongs to michelob I figured I’d sneak one past everybody.
Yet… What alien shall we grill tonight?
I mean, is this why Aliens don’t visit our planet…? Because they look down and see that humans are eating pretty much anything not-human (and some soccer teams even did that)…
I’ve eaten, snail, alligator, frogs (sorry kermit & booman logo), mahi mahi, deer meat loaf, crab cakes, cow, pickled pigs feet (a dare mind you) and even a few gnats while riding my bike….
Whats to stop me from breaking out the Lobster Bib and large kitchen wall knife and spoon to welcome some damn UFO pilots?
I mean we eat pretty much any meat on the planet, from plentiful to the whoops going extinct… We have soups made from bird’s regurgitated nests (http://chinesefood.about.com/library/bltrivia33.htm), to shark fin soup, to eating those damn cute hopping australia pikachu looking things, and probably worse…
As far as I see it we are an alien landing or crop circle mishap away from expensive alien-bbq restaurants…
How will we decide what aliens to eat? I mean, an alien is not a human right, so it’s not cannibalism. Will we only not eat the master alien race? And stick to space cows?
Even if there are space cows, they’re still aliens right? Will we not eat alien meat out of fear for some planet X mad cow? Are we going to make the choice by whatever alien matches inteligece with our own food supply?
What if space cows dominate the other end of the universe and humans are the grazing cud chomping burger meat…?
Will we partake in eating the space apes or will we try to liberate them and eat their enemies?
Are any aliens seeing these crappy BK chicken fries commercials on free tv flying out into space, wanting to eat us just to do the galaxy a favor?
What if, right now in deep space, aliens are planning to come here with spears and dreadlocks to hunt down our governors… oh, oops…
My next deep and yet bizarre question is, has anyone ever joined the 200 mile club? if not I need to hop a virgin galactic flight with a new and seriously kick ass pick up line…. we’ll make history!
I’ll shut up now.
I can honestly say that my freely roaming, undisciplined and completely whacked imagination has never gone there…. glad to be a vegetarian dude, very glad to be a vegetarian….
I can hardly believe that I am onsite the same time as you. How are you doing Zander I have missed you a lot, many of us have. How ya doing, and check your gmail..
Man I wish I had the discipline to just eat vegies… I love some damn curry tofu, outback steakhouse bloomin onions, and ruby tuesday salad bars–
but away from that– how much fun is vegetarianism?
I mean it all seems like fake meat hot dogs to fake meat mcrib sandwiches and cabbage.
Seesdifferent at DKOs pointed me to THIS last night… ; )
I have to reply here because I can’t bring myself to post an LOL comment under Tracy’s comment! (OMG!)
RonaldSnell, you are a very funny guy. I have always wondered why UFO’s land and lift so quickly and now I know. Thank you so much for bringing this valuable news to our attention.
(Hey, Aliens! Have you ever noticed there are MANY barbeque forks in Kansas City? A word to the wise. . .)
But when has that little voice ever stopped me. I loved Korea and really enjoyed the people and some of the food. Of course I found it disgusting that they ate dogs, but when we got there it was a lot more disgusting than I could have ever imagined. They believe if the dog is beaten to death that is more tender and tasty. They hang the dog by its back legs usually on a tree branch and they beat until dead. Anybody here know of a quietly beaten dog other than a Basenji? They usually do this in the mornings, so even though it was very hot I made sure that all the windows in the house were closed before dawn.
First off how about Canadian beer? Now, Should you marinate alien and if so how long. Would white wine be right or should I let some red breath for a bit.Can you cook alien like chicken on a beer can? I will close thinking about sweet and sour alien.
Tracy you provide some nasty visuals
mmmmmm If you did a kabob would you have to substitute anything due to texture clashes?
My bad about the beer… I would have said Molsons or something but they bought our republican buddy Pete with his crappy twin commercials… So I kinda’ did mention Canadian beer right?
I kid… I really need to get up to Canada to explore the beer… =)
Sweet and Sour Alien definitely would be tasty at some chinese restaurant… We can bread up the meat, fry it, and douse it in that red goo…