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President Bush today handing out bottled water to Katrina victims
NEW ORLEANS, LA (Rotters) – President Bush today surprised the world by sneaking into Louisiana to have an assessment of the unfolding disaster and provide personal assistance.
“These folks need to understand that their government is on top of things, and can be depended upon in times of crisis”, the President stated. “The speed and quality of this relief to the citizens of Louisiana and Mississippi is thanks to the planning, and enormous amounts of money levied at real expense and diverted to homeland security during this administration.”
Bush continued, “Today, I feel proud to be an American in a time of crisis which reminds me of that fateful date of 9/11. However, I would urge folks to stay away until we have this cleaned up.”