President Bush and his advisers in a lighter moment during Hurricane Katrina disaster

Biloxi, MS (AMF) – President Bush was in Biloxi today touring damaged areas with his administration’s response team and the governor of Mississippi, Haley Barbour.

“America needs to see that we are rolling today,” Mr. Bush stated, “We have opened all lanes, and nothing will be spared on this difficult split. Our approach will be to help all Americans, no matter their handicaps, to get out of and stay away from the gutters. We are urging all Americans to hit their pockets in support of Americans along the Gulf Coast.”

White House spokesperson Scott McClellan added, “There are those out there who would seek to spin this and frame it in a negative weight. To them we say, over the line! Foul! The president is a heavy hitter who will follow through.”