“Yesterday, London and Madrid. Tomorrow, Los Angeles and Melbourne, Allah willing. And this time, don’t count on us demonstrating restraint and compassion…”
What’s up with this new terror-threat? Not to get too conspiratorial or anything– but how come these tapes seem to be released when Bush needs a lift?
The last time we heard from the american terror guy (he kinda’ looks like Hurley from Lost by the way) it was what, 2 or 3 days before last year’s election?
Remember the streets will run red with blood speech on October 28, 04?
“No, my fellow countrymen you are guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty. You are as guilty as Bush and Cheney. You’re as guilty as Rumsfeld and Ashcroft and Powell…”
Followed by Osama’s post election kinda’ threat that had Cronkite smelling something fishy
CRONKITE: What we just heard. So now the question is basically right now, how will this affect the election? And I have a feeling that it could tilt the election a bit. In fact, I’m a little inclined to think that Karl Rove, the political manager at the White House, who is a very clever man, he probably set up bin Laden to this thing. The advantage to the Republican side is to get rid of, as a principal subject of the campaigns right now, get rid of the whole problem of the al Qaqaa explosive dump. Right now, that, the last couple of days, has, I think, upset the Republican campaign.
Do they have a tape collection of threats to use when needed?
If that’s the case I propose making a terror radio station (wthrt in cincinnati?) So that way I can call and request certain terror recordings depending on my mood… Oh, and tara reid can be the translator, naked… Sexy terror threats…
I’ll shut up now