Dem In Knoxville is leaving. No, this isn’t a “goodbye cruel world” diary (Yeah, I know some of you are disappointed, but I’m not that easy to get rid of, like the drunk in the corner with the lampshade on his head). I’ve just decided to change my name in the blogosphere, as the old one finally became a skin that didn’t fit and needed to be shed, like a snake’s. And you get to partake in the celebration (see poll below).
In the end, when the little light bulb came on over my head, the decision was as easy as falling off a log… After all, I’ve been threatening to do it for some time; claiming I was “getting near my tipping point.” And then, when you get to the tipping point, it all just happens so naturally, so easily, the flicker of a butterfly’s wings shifts the balance, lets gravity takes over, and – whoomph – it’s over and done.
The tipping point, actually, came from a direction I didn’t expect. It came from Parker’s diary today about the latest goings-on over at that other big site, the one I call “The Big City.” I allowed myself a happily self-righteous chuckle as I read his opening poem, as I came to the Pond with the “sanctimonious women’s studies set,” even though I was a frog of a different color, a “Treehugger.” (Another despised minority – have they been purged officially yet, Parker?) But I could read the writing on the wall.
Then I remembered my comment at the time of that exodus, which I’ve had occasion to make again here from time to time:
The Party exists as a tool for Progressives to make change; Progressives do not exist as a tool for the Party to win elections.
And the light bulb came on, and I said to myself, “That’s it. Time to change the nom de blog.” The cognitive dissonance of continually seeing the tepid response of the Democrats on issue after issue yet calling myself “Dem In Knoxville” finally became too much. The levee burst. No more free advertising for them every time I post a Jazz Jam, LOL. They want my support, they can get it the old fashioned way – bribery -errrr – by supporting the positions I believe in. I do not exist for their benefit; they exist for ours and the planet’s, if they want my support.
I am sure some will say: “You’re shooting yourself in the foot, or at least biting the hand that feeds you. The Democrats are the only vehicle by which progressive change has any realistic hope of being achieved in today’s America.” That may or may not be true, but that’s not the issue here. What I’m saying is that I’m not wearing their Nike shirt and branding myself and my commentary with their name if they haven’t earned it.
But I don’t want to end this diary on a sad, bitter, or angry note; I want it to end like a New Orleans jazz funeral, so you’re invited to have some fun and take the poll below. You’ve known me for a while – what do you think my new frog-pond name should be? Comments are welcome, including other suggestions. You’ll see my new name Friday on the Jazz Jam.
If the party goes the way of the personality cult for its “great online hope,” as one called Kos in Parker’s diary — well, a lot of Dems will disappear when they realize they aren’t welcome because they believe in equality for women, gays, and everyone else. Because they believe in the platform of the Democratic Party, for as long as it withstands the angry young white men (and I thought they were only in the GOP).
Well, I believe in equality for everyone except DINOs. And we know who they are now. . . .
is what I voted for, so I don’t forget who you are or start associating you with frozen vegetables.
This seems to be the popular choice, as of 2:00 or so.
Progressive in Knoxville works for me-I don’t like too much change all at once…unless of course, we’re talking about the 2006 elections!
I voted for Lorax 2 — not so sure about the 2 part, but I adore all things Suessian!
😉
I’ll read you whatever you call yourself, a rose is a rose is a rose…..
Actually I like them all…
It depends on how confrontational you want to be…. Places like over there bash anything with a green tinge on it… [BTW… did you notice the the Greens are advancing in the local elections…]
So you might want to go with something “party” neutral.
The Democrats are the only vehicle by which progressive change has any realistic hope of being achieved in today’s America.”
Well they are not proving that with coddling up to Roberts…
If there in not 100% Dem vote against Roberts I am definitely going to the big “I” and cancelling my monthly payment to the DNC even though I love Howard… I may keep it with DFA and push them to look beyond the party borders…
I voted for Progressive in Knoxville too, but the other day I thought of what would be a SWEET username, so I thought I’d be remiss not to mention it here.
If I had to do it all over again, I’d choose Schroedingers Cat as my username.
That way if I disappeared for a while then returned, and people asked where I had been, I could tell them that I had been there all along, of course. They just hadn’t been looking for me so it seemed that I wasn’t there.
Anything quantum mechanical works for me. Or not. Or both. 😉
I voted for Progressive in Knoxville, so I’d know who you are, but you realize that does make you PinK where you used to be DinK.
By any name,we’ll love you just as well.
thirded, fourthed, fifthed – oh dear, this is terra nova…
Hmmm – Hadn’t thought about the PinK part. green ins more my color, LOL. On the other hand, I get to change my name again if I ever move. Unless I went to Kansas, in which case I’d have the same problem…
Yes, but it would pale (pale pink?) in comparison to the other problems you’d have in being a Progressive in Kansas, ha.
I voted for continuity, Progressive in Knoxville. This would make a small change and you would still be easy to identify.
Speaking of easy to identify, did anyone notice the blogad on the right is a “My Name Is” nametag for King Al Saud? LOL
BTW, my first name IS Al, and I considered “The Other Al From TN” as a poll choice, but to my knowledge my ancestors were European peasants, not royalty. 🙁
I didn’t want to see you disappear. I can’t bear to lose a fellow music-lover. Honestly, I’m not wild about any of those names, so won’t vote. I s’pose you wouldn’t like being called pinK, okay – Tennprogfrog…
ps. I think Parker is a girl.
BTW- Snake is a rare and powerful totem for you. This is what Jamie Sams & David Carson say about it in their book Medicine Cards:
Marching to a different drummer here, I voted for EcoProgressive.
EcoProg is a nice, easy-to-write short version. And what if you moved away from Knoxville? Then you’d have to go through all this soul-searching again. 😉
My thoughts were along these lines, but I wouldn’t want to prejudge any decision on which I might have to make a future ruling. 😉
The clincher: EcoProg rhymes with Frog.
I voted for Ecoprog also..I think if we don’t take care of the environment all these other issues(pro-choice/gay rights) may be a moot point-we’ll all be dead or deformed. Didn’t mean to make such a dreary pronouncement on this fun diary but that was my first thought.
Right on. Worry about “the hand that feeds you” when it’s actually feeding you, not when it’s wandering around your backside reaching for your wallet and following up with a quick goose with its long, bony fingers.
ROTFLMAO, despite the creepy visual (envisioning a skeleton arm getting a little too close and personal).
I voted for Mi Biosphere Es Su Biosphere, because it is just too cool. If it loses, but finishes second, I want a run off — something that allows more than two parties in the process — a progressive voting system.
And, then, if it still loses, I want that to be your tag line (nothing against Thoreau).
Good diary. Good name change. Fucking party, and Kos is leaving a lot of folks behind like poor people in New Orleans.
Well, “Progressive in Knoxville” has the continuity angle, being close to the current blogname. But I like literary blognames too, so my vote is for “Lorax 2.” Regardless of your final choice, make sure to make comments in prominent places, so we can dump a huge pile of 4’s on ya.
That’s just awesome!
Questions:
1. Are the voting poll machines by Diebold
2. Will this change your party affiliation
3. Will we still have Friday Jazz Night
Answers:
1. I have a couple of spares in a warehouse in Columbus Ohio should you need help ; )
2. Fun Party, or Kool-Aid party…
3. Hell Yah
Call yourself what you want, I’ll still know ya ; )
LMAO….peace man
If you don’t see me on a Friday night without warning, I’ve won an all expense paid vacation to Guantanamo! 😉
LMAO….sure hope you like chicken ; )
Ever since you sent that box of magazines to my daughter I think of you as Knoxville’s patron Saint of Knowledge. I think my #4 dowsing rod is set to find you no matter what the name.
(Would it be terribly rude of me to make a suggestion? Progress Knox would seem to fit well. Feel free to ignore it!)
I like that one!
I’m working on another shipment, by the way…
Really? That’s fabulous! When the last batch came she opened the box on the stairs and was still there, reading, 3 hours later.
By the way, she was accepted into a local high school this year, and is the youngest one ever in the district. She goes half days, and I do the other half.
I voted for progressive from knoxville. Go vols…by being in the other end of the state, you will always be in my heart….:o)
Hugs on what ever you choose…just keep me in the loop as to your identity…aka what ever you choose.
Just watch to see who is posting the Jazz Jam on Friday!
That’s kind of neat. Unfortunately, according to Google EquiKnox is already: (1) a local software writer here and (2) a local saddle, tack, & western wear business here.
ah well, as they say, all the good ones are taken.
I’m sure it’s been said, but you could be KnokKnox. Oh, that sounds bad on several grounds. Actually, I liked Progressive in Knoxville, but was thinking PIK,or PKX (P Kicks?) Alternatelyl, Knoxville Progressive KVP or KXP – something that contracts to a very short nickname. You’ll get tired of writing the longer names!
I’m glad you aren’t leaving, and congrats on the new move. Change is good. As Deming said, “It is not necessary to change – survival is not mandatory”.
Will be watching for the great mystery name to be finally revealed!