Comedy Central posted Kurt Vonnegut’s list of:
Give us this day our daily bread. Oh sure.
Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.
Nobody better trespass against me. I’ll tell you that.
Blessed are the meek.
Blessed are the merciful. You mean we can’t use torture?
Blessed are the peacemakers. Jane Fonda?
Love your enemies – Arabs?
Ye cannot serve God and Mammon. The hell I can’t! Look at the Reverand Pat Robertson. And He is as happy as a pig in s**t.
Vonnegut ran out of time last night when he tried to read this list on the Daily Show. Tonight you can see Ed Helms take an “Evolution Heritage Tour” at a Creationist gift shop. Should be amusing.