Gyanendra must be Dubya’s hero,
Both have press tolerance that’s near zero,
He is Nepal’s brand new King,
Dub assumes he’s the same thing,
Both seem more like oblivious Neros…
(Five more after the fold)
Stimulate it, any way that you can,
Throwing money at problems without plans,
Pseudo-success in Najaf?
It’s Republican jerk-off!
How much cost for the next loss in Iran?
Pretty soon we’ll receive imprimatur,
And tourists will throng to the French Quarter.
But vacationing gourmets,
Advice down Mexico way:
“Have lots of fun, but don’t drink the water…”
Chirac came down with concern in his eye,
Won’t say, but `twas more serious than stye.
Now Cheney’s problem’s his knee,
An `aneurism’ you see.
Or… “flood water” on the knees he will dry?
Johnny’s name, now forever cemented,
For characters he’s played who’re demented.
Depp has just joined “Walk of Fame”.
If “Pirates” sequels are lame,
He’ll have concrete galoshes presented…
My goodness, will another named Rita,
Go on to be a Gulf Coast repeata?
So if October stays warm,
And then we get nine more storms,
Do we start up again with “Anita”?
