A bit late, but I tracked down this guy “Chang”,
Who Jeb swears helps him get on with his thang,
Accident with transporter,
Or drank way too much Porter’s
Either way, he’s just been tugging his wang…
Four more after the fold!
The “Cone of Silence” descended on Smart,
As Don Adams, `tis so sad, did depart.
With his shoe phone now on hold,
Maxwell’s abandoned C.O.N.T.R.O.L.
Left this world with much Bush C.H.A.O.S. to thwart…
Michael Brown is incapable of shame,
Offers up Blanco and Nagin to blame.
They should tell this poor loser,
As he dodges accusers,
Russian Roulette’s a career ending game…
It’s official, do we give Bush some slack?
Quaida’s Azzam has been killed in Iraq.
Killed early Sunday just past,
`Twas announced after new blasts,
Killed four GI’s in the latest attacks…
The stock sales sure have hurt good ole Fristy,
The debate ought to make his eyes misty.
For his two thousand eight run,
He’s really under the gun,
Seems to be, in the wind, really twisty…
