I’m cross posting this from DailyKos since almost all of us know and love Raybin. He commented on this here.
Dear Raybin,
I know you wrote your GBCW diary, but I hope you’re lurking out there some where. If not I’ll email you the link. Also, check your email for an invitation from me. It’s the email that doesn’t invite you to buy porn or viagra or invest in the chance to earn millions.
Tonight I gave the girls a bath like I always do on Sunday nights while Ms. Carnacki’s at work at the salt mine earning us a few extra bucks to salt away.
When I got the youngest out of the tub, she grabbed her older sister’s panties. I picked her up and carried her to the bed and grabbed a fresh diaper to put on her. She shook her head and reached down to put the panties on. She’s 20 months old (or something like that, by the third child you stop keeping track) and she’s been doing pretty well on the potty of late so I thought, “What the hell? I’ll put the panties on her.” I grabbed a clean pair and put them on her and let her run around as I got the other two into their nightgowns. Then as they ran off to join their baby sister, I began to pick up the flotsam and jetsam that collects along the shore of the bathtub.
Then I heard a scream.
Loud piercing little girl scream: “EWWWW!!! That’s gross. Dad come quick!”
I ran afraid of another popcorn kernel up the nose incident and Ms. Carnacki not home to deal with it.
Instead it was a — how should I put this — potty accident.
I’ve dealt with potty accidents a lot over the past seven years. I’ve dealt with some pretty disgusting and gross stuff out in the world too. I don’t want to go into detail or my history with decomposed bodies, but it takes a lot to gross me out.
This grossed me out.
My first thought was I needed a U.S. Army biohazard team in those suits worn for Condition 4 outbreaks. It was a grab-the-kids-put-them-in-the-car-and-torch-the-house-behind-me kind of potty accident.
I didn’t though. I evacuated the room, took the contaminated victim to the tub for a thorough washdown, put her in the clean room with the others, removed the hazardous material, scrubbed the floors (note the plural), took off my contaminated clothes and threw them in the washer, removed the debris to the trash barrels outside (fortunately in the country no one can see you in your boxers carrying the trash out), and showered.
And somewhere doing all that I thought, “This is just like George W. Bush’s administration.”
The voters took a chance on him being potty trained and he made a mess of it. He’s made a shit-storm mess of it. And so did the GOP and Democratic appeasers in Congress made a mess of it.
And at some point the adults are going to have to come in and clean their mess up. (People at Blogs for Bush Apologists dance in the mess and smear it all over themselves so obviously they’re not going to be the people to clean up the mess.)
It’s going to be people like us. And yes, people like you.
Because we’re the adults.
But we can do it.
It’s been done before.
You’re a history student. You know that better than most. Look at the messes that have been cleaned up: Slavery? The Civil War and Reconstruction? The Great Depression? The rise of fascism? The racist effort to stop the Civil Rights movement? Vietnam?
Yes things look horrible right now. Things are horrible right now.
Tens of thousands of Iraqis are dead. Thousands of our soldiers and sailors and airmen are dead or maimed for life. Osama bin Laden remains free. The budget deficit has gotten us to the point of economic collapse. The environment is a mess. Endangered species are at more risk than ever. The economic is frightening. I could go on and on.
But we’ve been here before. How many people died on both sides during the Vietnam War? Europe and the rest of the globe opposed the war.
How could the Vietnamese ever forgive us? But they did. They seek relations with us. Countries around the globe regained trust in us after Vietnam. We’ll restore that trust again (although I’m sure Karen Hughes is making the job even harder).
I pray the Iraqis will one day forgive us too for this unjust and illegal war.
I hope the adults will be able to clean up this mess created by Bush and Delay and Frist and their brethren soon. The prosecutors are only just beginning. But we’ll get this mess cleaned up.
Ms. Carnacki came home and asked how my night was so I showed her the diary and she laughed. She said I cleaned the mess well.
to the list of Why The Spouse And I Are Glad We Did Not Become Parents.
But as a veteran of many babysitting jobs, this definitely gave me a smile. Remember this moment — it’s the kind of story to pull out when your daughter brings home potential fiances and you want to totally embarrass her…(my brother used to tell the story of when I spit milk all over my sister’s boyfriend…I’ll have to share it sometime…)
Glad to see you back on the Internets — you grab the sponge and bucket, I’ll bring the Pine Sol… 😉
Brilliant and hilarious!
I just caught this over at Kos and shared it with my roommate who doesn’t read the blogs at all; she loved it. I’m sad to see the burnout by Raybin and others, but understand why it’s happening. I try to balance my blogtime griping, playing and plotting with real-life activity to maintain some form of sanity. It’s good for my sleep and for my blood pressure. Keep up the great writing Carnacki.
When did you come back and how was your break?
Poor Raybin. I hope time away will help him recover. I’m concerned about him.
(I had a longer comment to make about what he wrote but I don’t feel like getting into a heated discussion with those who might disagree with me, so I’ll leave it at that.)
I came back in September. Mostly lurking since then. The break was fantastic.
Welcome back! I was hoping to have seen you last weekend…
Glad you had a good break.
I understand Raybin’s frustration and with the exeption of terror, I often feel the same way about what it’s gonna take to get our country back, and I definetily understand the system overload he’s going through right now. It’s hard for any feeling and patriotic American to absorb the daily crimes being perpetrated on our country by Bush. In fact, I heard more than a few people talking about storming the White House at the march last weekend and I’m not talking about radicals and anarchists either. I think a lot of people are feeling the way he does. Let me say right now that if it does come to that then Raybin can rest assured that he won’t be alone. Sound crazy? Not so much anymore.
Alas poor Raybin,we knew him well. That is not being a smartass,I know what he is feeling,the discouragement,the helplessness.I also know that he will be back,after a break to rest up. We all need a break from outrage,unless we want to just go up in smoke or go on a suicidal rampage. So, take a rest, Raybin, burnout isn’t good for anybody. And come back when you are ready, we will welcome you.
And Carnacki- that was a great story- geez -a shitstorm of a story.EEK
What is he…like 23? God, I feel the same way sometimes and then I just step away from the computer and the TV and just live my real life and stop trying to affect big changes in the world. Just breathe and move and listen to yourself and concentrate on making your little corner of the world a haven of peace and love.
Why am I not surprised that you could turn an admittedly spectacular potty accident into a metaphor for the Bush presidency? Awesome writing, Carnacki, and I’ve missed you.
Laura aka getmeoutofdixie
Thanks Laura. I’m going to catch on to the new handles people have.
I do know the feeling very well on how frustrated and shitty one can feel about our government! 5 years of feeling like this is just beyond comprehension! I can very much relate to Raybin. It is with me on a daily basis. If it weren’t for my job and having something to live for, I would certainly have taken to the streets. I am a fighter and I will join in when the time comes to fight….in the streets I mean.
Carnacki, you have done a fine job taking care of the mess you incurred. That is all you could have done.
The job ahead of us on cleaning up our country’s mess is going to be a very huge job. It will require a lot of us together to get the job done. It will take a leader that will set their eyes on the end result and work towards getting there. This job started yesterday. We have to join forces and elect ppl to our government both local, state and federal that will get the job done and done right in the first try. This learning on the job way of doing things is no way of getting it done. This has been the MO for this administration.
I have always been amazed how ppl can vote against their grain. They know what this administration is doing to them but still vote for them. I think they are all lacking in the thought process it takes to be sensible, for heavens sake. Just read storiesinamerica and what the democrat can say and do with their vote. It is simply amazing!!!!!!!!!!
We must get a candidate out there that will give ppl a feeling that they can vote democratic and have reason to do so, this time! Hillary is not the one who will save the day either!
I do know that there are many of us out here that is simply fed up with the status quo and we will not vote for someone who does not stand for the beliefs that we believe in. We must get away from the KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY presidency, for gods sake. This is just making us under a dictator in one fashion or the other, be it democrat or republican. We do not need this at all…..
hug and kiss from me. Your diary is the greatest analogy of what is going on. Thank you thank you. And I am with you – Raybin come back to us. We need you. And we want you.
Duct tape (one of my favorite chats I’ve had in Happy Story) will fix “most” messes but not fecal smearing or this Regime.
So that is why we continue to fight and write. Nobody was ever just given their rights… they had to fight for them. I see that nowadays politicians just aren’t around to speak for “we the people” and I think it’s going to take more and more protests, marches and sadly a bit more “determination” to get our point across – including being arrested for our actions.
Inaction will not help us. The time is NOW to keep the pressure on. R’s and D’s.
I heard many well-mannered Americans voice the same concerns as supersoling mentioned. It’s to the point that many are willing to engage in actions that they normally wouldn’t.
Times they are tough right now. They get tougher – somust we.
Good to see you, I was disappointed I didn’t get to meet you in DC.
OxyClean. The stuff is amazing. Cat puke, the aforementioned potty accidents… you name it. As for the George W. Bush mess, I’m running out of ideas.
So glad to see you back! You know how much you’ve been missed and how much I love you, so. . .continue to take good care of yourself and I can’t wait to read more of my favorite writer.
Raybin knows how I feel about him and about his choices, so we will let it go at that. Just take the rest you need, everyone and attempt to keep a bit more balance in your lives. We are going to need all of our strong voices to “clean up the shit” of this administration.
Hugs
Shirl