[From the diaries by susanhu. Right on, sister.]
I read Pat Lang’s story, and watched the glorious video of O’Reilly and Wes Clark at Crooks and Liars and I’m humming to myself today.
At a time when our military in many ways has become tarnished, untrusted, and seems to be giving off a foul odor that smells distinctly like just plain evil, Clark reminds us all about the military that we once had under different Commanders and Chiefs.
He reminds us of how following the Geneva Convention and sticking strictly to our standards made our military once the envy of the disorderly unethical world. That was awhile back though.
I will agree with one thing that Bush said lately and that is that the leadership sets the tone … he said that pertaining to racism and poverty but in the real world it pertains to everything really in some way.
Now I am further delighted with this from THE HILL. A nice little piece of journalism about the souring of the Republicans 2006 Senate prospects.
High-profile candidates she hoped could defeat incumbent Democrats are shying away from 2006, and some of her own Republican colleagues are looking vulnerable.
Many conservatives, dismayed by the president’s willingness to expand the federal government, say that months, if not years, of growing discontent may finally take its toll in 2006, when they expect Republican House members and senators to face unexpected primaries from the right.
Not only should obvious, less conservative targets expect a primary — for instance, Sen. Mike DeWine (R-Ohio), reviled by right-wingers for his position on the president’s judicial nominees — but also prominent party leaders such as Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Penn.), Johnson, the GOP pollster, said.
Booman has cautioned me about getting my hopes up too high for 2006 but Booman, I just can’t help myself today! It won’t rein in and now I want to stand on top of tables in pubs and scream down the idiots who want any Democrat so long as they “say” they are a Democrat (I’m feeling a Nighthorse migraine behind my eyes every time I think about that bullshit!) Will I be dashed against the rocks again? Will Cabingirl and I be found living in the woods running our own gin mill, a couple of drunken half toothless broads wearing gunnysacks by February 2007? I struggle to read the tea leaves! Howard Dean is so quiet these days! Quiet like a Fox?
P.S. Mr. Obama, you too can be replaced! We can all be replaced! Remember your constituents and pay a little less attention to all the strutting roosters please……they are due for the cook pot and never in my whole life did I meet a rooster who comprehended that right up to his last moments!
Thanks, nice rant. I’m sure that many here feel the same.
And this: Will Cabingirl and I be found living in the woods running our own gin mill, a couple of drunken half toothless broads wearing gunnysacks by February 2007? Is it warm in here or is it just me? 😉
I hope the Republicans’ lock-step unity is crumbling, but I was too disappointed by last year’s election to let myself get my hopes up.
And if we are forced to live in the woods with our gin mill in 2007, I want sequins on my gunnysack, please.
I have a gunnysack — can I come? Name the woods!
It seems to be raccoon road suicide season here…
One of the gentleman who helped us move in who I just adored…..he was a beautiful soul…..told me that I haven’t lived until I have had “Coon and Sweet Potatoes”.
Did he share the recipe with you? 🙂
I think that the wrinkled brow gave him pause when one would normally share the recipe.
is hysterically funny.
Just be careful who you’re talkin’ about there, missy!
(That’s Valerie P., and she doesn’t take shit from nobody.)
Cabingirl is the chemist.
I got armadillo!!
There’s one all fours up at the end of the drive. Armadillo’s must evolve if they intend to be Americans. They must learn to jog across the road at least! Well, maybe not…..maybe they have always known that soon we would back on our bikes!
I remember the first time Ethan saw a LIVE ‘dillo — he was about 3 and he said: “Mom, they can move? I never saw that before!”
poor ‘dillos….
Can I tag along, too? I’ve got toothpaste and toothbrushes – so we don’t become toothless broads 🙂
You won’t be raiding our camp!
I call the slingshot!
Oh oh! I don’t handle guns well. But I’m pretty hot with a snappy towel. I can raise welts with a flick of my wrist. SNAP!
I can verbally assault anyone who dares to invade our … our toiletpaper supply. I won’t be using leaves or bark to wipe my butt.
You know on second though maybe I’ll just pilot my pirate ship and you ladies can board for showers, movies, and fruity rum daiquiries when the notion grabs you 🙂
And… with all this talk of possum and raccoon… I think I’ll bring along some wine and crackers for me to eat when I visit your hide out… 🙂
Hmmm…How about an RV so we can have showers and AC and blender drinks and all that…
away with that though?
Gas and cigarettes profit the Regime.
Pirate Sails, baby 🙂 a Pink Jolly Roger 🙂 and I’m free to roam with the winds.
and we get to have some men scrub the decks 🙂
Now who suggested we drive it anywhere?
ROFLMAO!!!
won’t be a problem and I don’t smoke.
or shunned enough if I start standing on Pub tables and start shouting down HUGE ENORMOUS IDIOTS who are hell bent on selling us out cheap. If they turned out to be right I need some real big shunnin! You know that Kos would be the first one to take away my indoor plumbing! And then probably he would take away my birthday.
aren’t those meaningless, too?? 🙂
I’m pressing you all into the Pirate Party!
Arrghhh we don’t DO meaningless. We be fearless! We be MOMMIES with a TUDE!
ya’ll just come on up here to Canuckistan and hang with me (catnip can come visit, I don’t recommend you settle in Alberta…) 😉
Send driving directions, please!
Dog, kids and cats ok too? Do we bring our own beds?
Head towards Buffalo… cross border (dogs, cats, etc are fine, please bring own sleeping bags, I’ll supply the good ol’ Canadian beer…)… take QEW into Toronto and give me a holler 🙂
We are headed to a family reunion (my husband’s mom’s side) next summer, near Guelph (is that how you spell it?) — how far away is that from you?
about 2 hours, not too far at all… actually probably like an hour the way I drive 🙂
When the times comes near, I’ll let you know more details! We could meet!! That would be awesome!
totally! please do!
Of course you can tag along! Now, how about a pink gunnysack?
I don’t do pink, sorry, it’s a rule — mine’s green!
bring my own, but thanks!
Tracy, you ever thought of coaching a hockey team?? 🙂
Fuckin A, you made me laugh so hard with that one comment!
family is concerned are Soccer and the World Cup……..Hockey and the Stanley Cup. Everything else isn’t a sport. The Superbowl is called the Stuporbowl in this house. I did see that you were a hockey fan, here we are all about the Red Wings….so I didn’t go there with you. I’m not sure in which sport more fans kill each other in either…..soccer or hockey?
Hell as long as you like hockey, I still love you 🙂
Super is a Rangers fan! Lets GIT him. 🙂
We’re dorky lacrossse people here, but hockey is pretty similar, right? Sticks, goals, hot players with no teeth left…
hot players with no teeth though just do something for me!
that the Red Wings are the best thing we ever imported.
I just love people who love hockey (lacrosse is great, too :))
I love a good game, doesn’t matter the team. I’ll watch minor league games 🙂
I’m mostly a Sharks fan cause they are local boys and I also enjoy rooting for the Bruins (hubbys boys)
But… I must say I LOVE LOVE to hate the Dallas Cowboys or as I call em… the Phallus Scars. Not due to Bush either. I just really hate the Stars. Fucking Star trolll are the worst in hockey forums.
😀
Janet, you do know that tonight is opening night for hockey don’t you? I’ve got the Rangers and the Flyers, always a good game.
Let me repharse that:
I love finding out people love hockey. 🙂
The other post made it sound like I only love people who love hockey… LOL
Gawd forbid!!! Let’s bootleg RUM!!!! 🙂 We can sail the seas on a pirate ship and…
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As to elections… I say, give em all fucking PINKSLIPS.
For those who remained silent or like Obama, who told us to basically simmer down and let the grown ups play their charades… I say Farg EM ALL! This is farging war. (sloppily quoting from Johnny Dangerously 🙂
Who marched with us??? I saw Jesse Jackson and Barbara Lee.
We need someone with a voice, a heart, and a fucking spine. We need someone from the streets, from the carpools, from grocery lines. We don’t need a hero – we need someone from ground zero.
Wait til we start bombing Syria.
I sympathize with Obama .. the “club” has sucked him in, and there are so many damn rules to being a freshman senator and getting along with all of them … sigh.
And, I think many made a myth about Obama before they really knew him. He’s just human.
And he’s always struck me as a rather retiring person by inclination. Not a firebrand. Certainly not a Wellstone. it’s not in his temperament.
And, in those Senate hearings when he asks questions, I need a half dozen NODOZ just to stay awake! Oh man … what a bore.
Anyway. This is a GREAT RANT, Tracy.
I have high hopes. The take over of our government did do a few surprising things that make me happy to think about too. Ted Kennedy found a reason to sober up and damn if he didn’t remind everybody what a Kennedy was too in the process. I have faith that Obama will be a very good Senator and I do see him as being sucked in and a freshman…he could still be a great leader once he cuts his teeth too. Must be daunting facing all those pompous asses all at once (Democrats, Independents, and Republicans all considered)
from reading above – we can just beat them with a toothless armadillo wrapped up in a pink gunnysack…with a few frozen hockey pucks for added Oomph 🙂
I’m still in favor of a snappy towell fight. A WET snappy towell fight. Would be a good way to wake up all those snoozing politicans.
“Sir, we have confirmation that there is a crowd of toothless women waving wet towells over the heads and demanding that we “step outside”.
Susan, thanks for front paging Tracy’s diary. She’s a superstar with a keyboard to me.