Help Greenpeace Spread US Nuclear War Plan

“Even in an unclassified world this is not the kind of thing you want flying around the Internet,” says Pentagon spokesman Lawrence DiRita. He was talking about a document, yanked from a Pentagon website on September 19th, which outlines US nuclear warfighting plans, including the pre-emptive use of nuclear weapons and the use of nukes in conventional war.

Comments to the document by the various military branches reveal squabbling about who gets to run a nuclear war, a disagreement about the legality of pre-emptive warfighting strategies, and a discussion of the etiquette of alerting allied troops that a nuclear attack is coming their way.

This is exactly the kind of information which we believe ought to be flying around the internet; these guys really shouldn’t be left alone to talk about this stuff behind closed doors.

So we took our copy and uploaded it here at www.greenpeace.org

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Get your very own copy today!

Of course now the warlords will have to make a new nuclear war plan.

They will be very angry at GreenPeace, and at you, because making nuclear war plans is hard work.

So remember to Duck and Cover.

Author: DuctapeFatwa

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