Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
Dick Cheney said it may take up to 12 years to achieve light. We just have to be patient. Of course, it won’t be the light that you are I are accustomed to, but it’ll be light more suited to the region.
And Don Rumsfeld said he knows exactly where the threats to the light bulb are hiding. They are above, below, to the left, to the right, and fore and aft of the lamp itself.
At first there was nothing, & God said, “Let there be light”.
There was still nothing, but now you could see it.
And women won’t be allowed to stand in the light when it comes. That’s because when the United States first came into being all the women had were candles.
They can work towards getting to use the lightbulbs in a couple hundred years.
I tried to get my wife to screw in a lightbulb once…
But the two of us couldn’t fit in there!