Consider this a late night suppository for photoshopping and jokes… this one from today was just begging to be tinkered with… ; )
SO… HOW MANY POLACKS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB? 
JUST ONE… BUT HE BETTER CHECK TO SEE JUST HOW MUCH POWER THE LOSER SOCKET PUPPET HAS BEFORE HE SCREWS IT IN…