Light Bulb Joke

9 Comments

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   bood abides on October 12, 2005 at 10:49 pm
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     catnip on October 13, 2005 at 12:23 am

     Polacks? Umm…

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       bood abides on October 13, 2005 at 6:17 am
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   Damnit Janet on October 13, 2005 at 1:04 am

   Still isn’t conserving energy! W uses the wrong bulb, too.

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   Kidspeak on October 13, 2005 at 3:51 am

   Hey Bood, if you are from Texas, these are supposed to be Aggie jokes!  You should at least  make it “fill in the blank with the ethnic/aluma/religion/party/group/species which you think Bush most likely represents.

   Living as I do 1.5 miles from the U. S. center of Polish Heritage (OK, the Michigan center of Polish Heritage), one has to be VERY careful with of this sort!

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   Knoxville Progressive on October 13, 2005 at 9:41 am

   Who knew George was related to Uncle Fester?

   You might have a whole new theme to run with here, based on the Addams Family…

   (click, click)

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   boran2 on October 13, 2005 at 11:00 am

   Finally, one can honestly call Bush bright.

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   BostonJoe on October 13, 2005 at 3:36 pm

   Booman turned me on to your photoshop humor.  And, from my first sample, I am guessing it would only take one Booman to screw in a light bulb.  Thanks for the laughs.

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   Damnit Janet on October 13, 2005 at 5:03 pm

   How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?

   10.

   1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
   2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
   3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
   4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
   5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
   6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
   7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
   8. One to viciously smear #7;
   9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
   10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

   Got this in the email from C&J’s tlaw