Many conservatives act like the parks were set aside not for future generations, but for future use. Like they’re the equivalent of the Strategic Petroleum Reserve and are just sitting there waiting to be tapped.
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Great one!
I know the questions were rhetorical, but these Republican answers are just screaming out:
Yes, for PROFIT. Profit goes up, GDP goes up, makes America big and strong! Grr!
Silly little sheep! Me explain! Existing urban areas filled with poor and liberals. Bright shiny new urban areas filled with rich and conservative. Notice how we like to say fastest growing counties all red? That us Republicans fleeing from you poor and liberal to our newly developed conservative utopian homelands! And it make us feel important to say we growing fast, like momentum is on our side. Of course is growing fast — was nothing but useless national parkland before we few moved in! But we Republicans good at fixing the numbers to make our cases, yes we are.
Eeeks. Any similarity between Republican thinking and the Hulk are purely coincidental. We all know Bruce Banner went around helping the poor and downtrodden against Republican interests, after all.
That last line “yes we are” kinda sounded more like Yoda than the Hulk. =^)
And yes, the Hulk did help the downtrodden. After all, he was a Green.