Froggy Bottom Cafe
Newbies, Lurkers and Splashers
do you hit the refresh button like a feening mouse?
do images of skulking trolls haunt your dreams?
if so, you may be suffering from
- violent, PISSy urges to catch frogs and handcuff them
- overloaded email inbox from online petition requests and ATM transaction requests from congress critters
- repeated references to your elected officials as congress critters
- usage of terms AFAIK, IOKIYAR, IANAL, IIRC, or IMHO
- emailed jokes that are littered with HTML links to provide sourcing
- instant rage while watching cable news networks (excluding Keith O, of course)
- unsatisfied craving for cheesecake
- a perceived reality where Primordial Ooze is no longer goo and spiderleaf is neither spider nor leaf
- naming pets after government officials or political heroes
- an attitude where snark is more than a mood, it’s an art and a lifestyle