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do you get the shakes when you lose your internet connection?
do you hit the refresh button like a feening mouse?
do images of skulking trolls haunt your dreams?

if so, you may be suffering from

Accute Boo Blogitis Syndrome

symptoms may include:

  • violent, PISSy urges to catch frogs and handcuff them
  • overloaded email inbox from online petition requests and ATM transaction requests from congress critters
  • repeated references to your elected officials as congress critters
  • usage of terms AFAIK, IOKIYAR, IANAL, IIRC, or IMHO
  • emailed jokes that are littered with HTML links to provide sourcing
  • instant rage while watching cable news networks (excluding Keith O, of course)
  • unsatisfied craving for cheesecake
  • a perceived reality where Primordial Ooze is no longer goo and spiderleaf is neither spider nor leaf
  • naming pets after government officials or political heroes
  • an attitude where snark is more than a mood, it’s an art and a lifestyle

What other symptoms are you experiencing?

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