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Helen Keller: The Musical
The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.
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NEW EPISODE:
10pm ET / 7pm PT
Helen Keller: The Musical
The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.
More South Park offerings.
I suppose I’m the only person here with a sick sense of humor.
Say, the sickest thing I heard today was on Keith Olbermann’s show — that Tom Cruise has PURCHASED his own sonogram machine so he can look at his baby whenever he wants to.
Asked who’s going to operate the machine, he said, “I am!”
He did say he can’t tell if it’s a boy or a girl. He said it looks like a baby.
What a creep.
I suppose he’ll be the mid-wife too and begin indoctrination immediately upon birth.
I’m going to assume that either that was snark, or that you’ve never read a single diary or comment on this site 🙂
True confessions….
when I had my home business, I did resumes for a gay hairdresser and his lover, who was a scientist at the Univ of Washington and put monkeys on space shuttles. (No, really, he did. One time he was meeting with Soviet space scientists and we had to think of gifts to give them that were like Americana.)
Anyway, we had a deal where he came over to my house and cut my hair — and did highlights — while I worked! it was a neat arrangement!
And, all the time, he’d tell me Helen Keller jokes. We’d get the giggles so bad, he’d have to put down his scissors. I finally typed them up, but lost them long ago. I think there are Web sites with them. They are JUST AWFUL! But …
i’m so tired i hope i’m making sense 😉 Off to bed in a few.
Do you watch Family Guy at all?
If not, I will make an mpeg of the bit where Stewie is playing ‘Marco Polo’ with Helen Keller, and send you a link. Hilarious.
Send me the link!
I caught that show a few months ago, and thought it was hilarious!
Done!
…was to give a person a piece of paper with a wavy horizontal line running across it, and to instruct them to hum as they traced the line with their finger.
If the line trended up, I’d tell them, hum in a higher pitch. As the line trended down, they were to hum in a lower pitch.
After tracing the line, I’d ask the person if they knew what television show they had just participated in. The answer? “Sing Along with Helen Keller.”
I’m showing my age – the joke was based on a TV show called Sing Along With Mitch Miller.
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Q – Why is Helen keller’s hand purple?
A – She heard it through the grapevine.
To my utter amazement, my wife actually let me watch that episode tonite. I also have a twisted sense of humor – pretty much a necessity for a political junkie.
I just know I’ll get in trouble for this, but here goes…
A man walking along the beach one day came upon a woman who had no legs and no arms and she was crying. Seeing this the man asked her why she was crying. She said she was sad because she had never been screwed before. The man thought about it…then he picked her up and tossed her into the surf and said… ok, now you’re screwed.
OK, let me have it.
That’s a scream … you’re just an awful person though.
sick, sick, sick, but oh so funny. 🙂
GOBBLES!!