New York, New York (UPSI) – New Yorkers will be continuing their Christmas shopping next week under a barrage of promotionals exhorting them to look to the skies. The Big Ape is returning to the Big Apple with all the pomp and pageantry befitting a multimillion dollar Hollywood production.
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President George W. Bush will be returning to New York next week to address the New York State Republican Party and raise funds for political candidates there. His planned speech will again touch on the themes of staying the course in Iraq, and refer once again to the terrorist attack on 9/11.
White House spokesperson Scott McClellan stated, “The administration would caution the citizens of New York and all Americans in these holiday times to be thankful for their peace and security. At the same time, they must be ever vigilant of that next terrorist commandeered airliner, and realize that waving the white flag of surrender as Democrats would have us do, will just make the attack more likely. There is no better fear than fear itself, and it keeps us safe.”
McClellan smirked at questions over the appropriateness of this latest campaign. “Our polls show that Americans love to see their president waving a flag and holding a piece of wreckage… heck, 63% of them agree with our old policy of extreme rendition and interrogation,” he stated. “This is patriotism at its finest, and the press just needs to get with the program.”
oops I mean King kong
wrench into the theory of evolution and intelligent design. If there is intelligent design what, dear God what did we do deserve W? And for evolution…well even a slow learner can become president with enough money.
funny but sad….geeesh, I believe that too many of the American “sheep” still do not have any more brains than the ape….sigh…
peace man….
Ewww – I gotta say, Dood – that was one of the “ickiest” photoshops yet.
My deepest regrets to New York, but damn I’m delighted to know that Kong has left our “building” (the building otherwise known as Minnesota).
Good day kind sir, and thanks for the chuckles!
Looking at the photo, I’m getting the urge to spank, err, slap the monkey.
this was going to be a discussion of the movie.
just saw it (at least, 2/3 of it) this weekend.
my advice: if you’ve seen lord of the rings and jurassic park, save your money.
walked out of it…pacing terrible, way way way too much stuff, every scene could have been cut by half at least, jack black made me yearn for charles grodin of the 70’s version, adrian brody terribly miscast as an action hero, and the ape gets incredibly short shrift, considering he’s the title character.
other than that, your diary is a good one.