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Rove Implicated In Santa Identity Leak
WASHINGTON, DC–The recent leak revealing Santa Claus to be “your mommy and daddy” has been linked to President Bush’s senior political adviser and deputy chief of staff Karl Rove.
Merry Fitzmas…
Oh yeah! Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and all of that loverly stuff! 🙂
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The missing NSA documents requested by Congress in the failed proceedings to successfully appoint John Bolton as U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, may have been compromised by NORAD radar installations on Canadian soil.
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Continental Air Defense Command, also located in Colorado Springs, started the tradition after a local store’s advertisement for children to call Santa on a special hot line included a misprinted telephone number. Instead of Kris Kringle, the number put children through to the CONAD commander-in-chief’s operations hot line.
The director of operations, Col. Harry Shoup, thus received the first “Santa” call. Realizing what had happened, Shoup played along and his staff quickly jumped in to help handle the influx of calls. A picture of Santa and his reindeer was added to the map of North America and the tradition was born.
The many thousands of phone calls which come into Cheyenne Mountain are answered by a team of American and Canadian military and civilian volunteers who work throughout the Cheyenne Mountain complex with NORAD, U.S. Space Command and Air Force Space Command. More than 15,000 Santa calls were received last year.
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“Treason doth never prosper: what’s the reason?
For if it prosper, none dare call it treason.”
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I follow the Norad Santa Tracking every Christmas eve. They used to do the NORAD reports live on TV. But now they have them all online.
Joyeux Noel!
Bastard. I’ve heard whisperings that he’s going to expose the tooth fairy also.
I heard that he is planning on rabbit stew shortly before Easter. ACCCK!
Lost News????
Presidential Press Sec> Scotty..After defending Rove saying he had nothing to with the Santa Clause leak said today he would not talk about an “ongoing investigation.” However, he didn’t believe the Rove leak as because every year, when he was a child, he would get only a lump of coal from Santa Claus.
that’s great!