I have yet to write a diary entry after blogging for over a year so here we go. I ask that you read this diary with a lot of humor in mind and leave all heckling and mud throwing for your comments. And feel free to add to any observations I may have missed.
I write in short sentences because I have a short attention span. So here we go:
1.) A six-year-old child will tell you the truth but the President of Untied States will not.
2.) If you use your cell phone to try to break ice off your car, you will break you cell phone.
3.) With the NSA spying on Americans & the Patriot Act why are we still arresting peeking-Tom’s? Isn’t that just another form of warrantless “domestic spying” without authorization. (All puns intended).
4.) And following this theory, if President Bush was a peeking-Tom, is he immune from prosecution because were at war and he is authorized by the constitution to do all sorts of domestic spying?
5.) When you have read someone’s order to go to Iraq, you only want them to come back home safely… even if your not related to them.
6.)Life is better when your little sister is only a 40 minute plane ride away instead 2 1/2 non-stop flight to the east coast.
7.)Insurance companies like money–well I knew that..but its worth remembering each year.
8.)If your attorney’s office has a fireplace make sure you won’t need that “rainy” day account money for a looong time.
9.) Make sure you surf the web and press on those blog rolls on other blogs..because that is how I found Booman Trib.
10.)A new Pontiac GTO is a really fast,fun car to drive around the parking lot at the local auto show.
11.)True..read an article about Dick Cheney then went to the store to purchase food stuff and the amount with tax rang up as $6.66–
This was very fun to read!
I learned that poker is considered a sport, and that the man of my house feels like a jock when he watches it on ESPN 8
I learned not to wear a new, dark blue overdyed long sleeve t-shirt from Old Navy for two days in a row without washing it first. I learned that blue dye doesn’t come off your skin until the fourth shower.
a pack of smokes and a 2-liter of soda at the Quickie Mart costs $6.66.
That’s because smoking will kill you. And the devil wants you….bad.
And even if it’s not, it should be spread.
It goes like this:
When CNN hires new on-camera talent, they are sent to a dentist who is under contract to CNN. Their teeth are then covered or replaced with plastic, depending on if they are bad or good teeth, according to a template designed especially for CNN’s exclusive use.
Exhibit A: Sanjay Gupta.
I learned that it’s almost impossible to stay mad at your 13-year-old for getting in trouble at school when he explains to you that “It’s because my frontal lobes aren’t fully developed yet, mom. I responded with my amygdala. I’m sorry…”
(hey, at least he’s been paying attention in social studies class)
I’d give him an A for creativity.
I laughed and gave him a hug…I a ma sucker…